Filtered against Lucifer.
Now that I'm not drowning in radioactive rock, I'd like to take a minute to apologize for the actions of my alternate self. He had no right to threaten, harm, or abduct any of you. I'm sorry that things got so out of control.
What did I miss while I was away? Is everyone all right and do we still have people out there who haven't been swapped back with their alternate selves?