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Tweak says, "this place isn't good for you"

Kurt Hummel is more talented than you (roleofkicker) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2013-04-14 23:46:00

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andrea rojas, cordelia chase, elle bishop, ginger, james sirius potter, kurt hummel

Absolutely NO evil.
Oh. My. Gaga. I was at the grocery store and a guy tried to flirt with me. He asked me if I liked his "fuzzy kiwis" and gestured at the ones he had in his cart while being all winky and smirky. I mean, really. Who does that? Why would anyone think that was even almost a good idea? Honestly. I would lose all faith in humanity if I saw anyone fall for that one.

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	king_james 2013-04-15 03:58 am UTC (link)
	~~I thought that was~~ I reckon he must have only been nervous. A bloke can become intimidated every once in a while~~, not me; how~~. Some blokes do, I've noticed. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2013-04-15 03:59 am UTC (link)
	He didn't look nervous. He looked idiotic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_james 2013-04-16 03:48 am UTC (link)
	I've been told that one can lead to the other. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2013-04-16 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Why though? I'm not exactly all that intimidating. I just don't like when people are disgusting at me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	king_james 2013-04-17 04:07 am UTC (link)
	You're well-dressed and good-looking. That can be intimidating for certain people. However, I can understand; people who try too hard are never appealing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	avengingwarrior 2013-04-15 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Fuzzy kiwis. You have to give him points for - I'm not sure yet. I think my brains shocked that there is actually something worse than ripe cantaloupes. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2013-04-15 04:03 am UTC (link)
	I just. I can't even, Andrea. I just can't. I couldn't even say anything to that, I just walked off. I couldn't say anything. Me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingwarrior 2013-04-16 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Don't think too hard about it, Kurt. That's the kind of situation that wipes out the witty repartee in us all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2013-04-16 04:13 am UTC (link)
	At least I'm not the only one a statement like that would do that to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingwarrior 2013-04-16 04:25 am UTC (link)
	One hundred percent not. Not to worry. You'll get a bit of hindsight retorts if you're ever stuck thinking back on it. Maybe. But that's the worse of it. ~~Which isn't so bad compared to brain blanking whenever~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	onefiercebitch 2013-04-15 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Right?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingwarrior 2013-04-16 04:13 am UTC (link)
	I shouldn't be surprised. I'm sort of sure that there's a rule in bad pick ups: No matter how bad it is, there's always one out there that's worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onefiercebitch 2013-04-16 04:59 am UTC (link)
	It's true, but hard not to be surprised, though. Especially with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingwarrior 2013-04-17 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	I wonder if that's material he worked on or if it was the moment. I can't figure what makes it worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onefiercebitch 2013-04-18 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	It's definitely worse if he spent the time on it because then he actually thought it would work. At least if it was off the fly, he might have a chance of realizing he's probably about to say something stupid. Or I'm giving the guy too much credit, I don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingwarrior 2013-04-20 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Point. Very good point. Giving him too much credit isn't worse than my hoping that Kurt turning that down got through his skull. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onefiercebitch 2013-04-20 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	I have those from time to time. We are both hoping too much for this guy, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	elle_z_bishop 2013-04-15 04:04 am UTC (link)
	So much for subtlety, huh? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2013-04-15 04:06 am UTC (link)
	I don't think he even knows the concept exists. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	onefiercebitch 2013-04-15 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Please tell me you're joking? Was he at least cute at all? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2013-04-15 04:21 am UTC (link)
	He would have sort of been if the most stupid thing I've ever heard didn't come out of his mouth. He was in that in between state where he's not quite cute, but acceptable if there's a good personality to go with it. I suspect the personality was not good from the bit I saw. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onefiercebitch 2013-04-15 04:28 am UTC (link)
	Aye dios mio! I'm sorry you were subjected to that, sweetie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2013-04-15 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Hopefully I'll never run into him again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onefiercebitch 2013-04-15 04:53 am UTC (link)
	You an only hope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2013-04-15 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	Why are some people so stupid? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onefiercebitch 2013-04-16 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Because there would be no one for comparison for us to be able to truly appreciate the brilliant if there were no morons, sweetie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	link_2_ptb 2013-04-15 11:52 am UTC (link)
	Oh honey, let me tell you, I could write a book! Want to co author? Here's some of my favorites. "Are your parents terrorists, cause baby you're the bomb!" "You know they call me coffee, cause I grind so fine." What happened to cute staring and gentlemanly flirting? Oh or there's always, 'here's my card' (Reply to this) (Thread)

	roleofkicker 2013-04-15 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	I honestly don't have do deal with them very often, thank Gaga. Not directed at me, at least. Why do some people think that lines like those will work though? Whatever happened to the concept of being nice to someone or being complimentary without going to the point of being disgusting? (Reply to this) (Parent)