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Okay, I get it, I screwed something up. Help? There are only so many times a girl can try a portal without keeling over from exhaustion and I've tried Cairo, Memphis, Brooklyn, everywhere I can think of. Something super weird is going on and I'm not happy about it.
Carter, if you're reading this, your bum had best be telling me which ridiculous mission has me in Kansas and why nothing is where I left it. Got it? Oh, and why is it so ridiculously cold?
And if you're not Carter and you're reading this, do disregard everything I just said! I made it up, k?