No point in subtlty here, love heh. No one here has called me on it yet, hey, but I found me one night after a few too many pints made Google sound like a good idea.
Not exactly...but I know there's an opening for a long-term substitute at the primary where I work; one of the third grade teachers is going on maternity leave must be something in the water in a few weeks. Falsify some documents and I can put in a good word if you feed me some to give.
Wouldn't hate some more displaced as colleagues, yeah? Least then there's someone else about in the prof lounge I can talk to about this place. These lot see things the rest of the town prefers to turn a blind eye at, see.