Nice to meet you, too, Pete. And yeah, that's sort of where I was going in an oh-so-subtle-except-not-at-all way. Do they think you're a pretend person in this universe?
For the record, I am great with children. I can juggle lots of things at once and have a ton of patience. And years of practice with grown men who may as well be kids. Are you looking for a baby-sitter?