Epiphany Greaves does it better than you (youngalchemist) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2012-07-21 01:08:00 |
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Entry tags: | edward elric, epiphany greaves, kimberly corman, lois lane, melinda milligan, natasha romanoff/black widow, peter vincent |
Filtered Against Baddies, Katherine, and anyone under 12
You know what we need around here? Something that automatically cleans out the fridge once someone gets sent the fuck back home. Because spending a day cleaning out fuck-off-old food from fridges is one of the most disgusting ways to spend days.
That being said, I figure I should probably make my introduction here since most of the people I've seen on this thing aren't the people I remember.
Name's Epiphany Greaves. I may have just gotten here but I'm not exactly "new". See, to me, I've been here for a year or so, with a bit of crazy over the past couple weeks. But I blinked and then it was, well, now. Anyway. I'm an alchemist. As in potions. It's not a hobby, I was shipped off to school for it when I was eleven - it was seriously Hogwarts-like, just without the spells and magic, just the potions. Plus things like math classes and whatnot. Anyway, let me know if you need a potion for anything. From hangovers to addiction breakers to things to heal to... whatever you can think of. If I can't manage it I'll tell you that, but I'll see what I can do. And I don't overcharge or anything, and if you're broke we'll work something out. I'm a bitch but I'm not that bad.
And my other thing is this. When I was around before I came into a chunk of money. Don't worry, I didn't steal it. Anyway, with that I went and got an apartment complex. I know that The main one is probably still exceptionally crowded, I used to live there and it drove me up the fucking wall sometimes, but my place currently only has two flats taken since it seems like Kat never told a soul that it was here. We don't have a med bay or community kitchen anything like that, but we're not far from the main building so that can still be accessed and shit. I'm not going to be your babysitter, you get your own rent and bill free apartment.
It's cool if you don't come rushing to me for a flat or a potion, most of you don't really know me. So yeah. Take all that for what you will. Let me know if you need anything. Or if you want to chat and shit. Or if you just need a fucking drinking buddy.
Edit: I'm really proud of how few times I said things like "fuck" and "shit" in this post.
[ooc: Sorry for the wall of text! Info on Epiphany's place can be found here.]