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Tweak says, "Tweak should talk to Jabby"

I am Iron Man. (builtwithscraps) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2012-05-11 00:55:00

Entry tags:

loki, tony stark/iron man

Filtered to Loki.
Okay, okay. I give in.

I accept your apology. Or I will, once you apologize for turning me into a woman because you're petty, insecure, and nowhere near competent enough to comprehend that I did help you in your hour of need when I could have let you suffer.

So let's hear it. Here, I'll even help you: you can start with, "Tony, I'm s -"

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	subtletrick 2012-05-11 06:13 am UTC (link)
	I thought you were content with this shape, Stark. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	builtwithscraps 2012-05-11 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Aw, no. That's no good. You're not following my apology guideline at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	subtletrick 2012-05-11 06:25 am UTC (link)
	I make an effort to avoid following pointless guidelines put in place by those lacking in authority over me. What has changed your mind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	builtwithscraps 2012-05-11 06:30 am UTC (link)
	I worked very hard on my pointless guideline, thank you very much. The least you could do is give me a little credit for my creativity! I feel as though I should be turning you into a badger or something equally humiliating to convey as to how horribly my feelings have been hurt by your cruel, uncaring words. It's not my shape. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	subtletrick 2012-05-11 06:47 am UTC (link)
	I thought you were a genius. That guideline was completely lacking in any creative spark whatsoever. Even if I had any intention of apologizing, it would certainly not be that dull. That did not seem to bother you before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

builtwithscraps
2012-05-11 01:30 pm UTC (link)

Pretend you're apologizing. Show me what you've got if you think you're so clever.

I have business matters to attend to. I had to send a poor man's substitute for an Iron Man out to a banquet tonight. Do you have any idea how - oh, who am I kidding? We both know that I didn't want to go. My point is, I have a life. As much as I like that I can stare at my own chest all day, wear hooker boots, and flip my hair dramatically whenever Pepper demands that I do something responsible, my life is still relatively important. I need to get back to it.

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	subtletrick 2012-05-12 08:01 am UTC (link)
	I think not. I see. You wish to live your life in the way you are accustomed to, and you would like my help to achieve that. So I suppose it would be in poor taste for me to linger over petty, nonsensical details instead of simply agreeing to help, even though I have no intention of ever saying 'no'? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	builtwithscraps 2012-05-12 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I see. This is the part where I'm supposed to feel like I've learned a life lesson because you're reversing our roles. But guess what? Not the same. I didn't make you crazy. Fun fact? Neither did Pestilence. It's all you, sunshine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	subtletrick 2012-05-12 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, calling me crazy is surely the way to get what you want. Please, continue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	builtwithscraps 2012-05-12 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	You getting all offended over it only proves that it's true. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	subtletrick 2012-05-12 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	[ooc: No reply, but Tony will be himself again now!] (Reply to this) (Parent)