what the bloody hell/1111111 opening night1111111 bloody ever lasting ..There. Now I can yell at the lot of you better. OPENING BLOODY NIGHT! MYBAND was JUST ABOUT TO OPEN FOR THE WEIRD SISTERS! THE BLOODY WEIRD FUCKING SISTERS! And WHAT happens? What the fucking shitting hell happens? I get SUCKED to some TOWN I've never even heard of. Lawrence Bloody Kansas. Not even that close to Graceland! Sure it's the home of that muggle superhero Kent or what's his name that Teddy keeps talking about. Superman? What kind of bloody name is that He is still no Elvis. What the shitting hell! Godric. And there's a family dinner this weekend. I don't care what dad says. Any woman who can kick Bellatrix Lestrange's arse is a woman to fear. You lot can tell my Nana why her grandson couldn't make dinner. You can go right ahead and tell my mum too. And my aunt 'Mione. And my aunt Fleur. In fact, go right ahead and tell the lot of them.
Oh .. and someone want to tell me where I can find a Sam Winchester? Some fellow told me this is where everybody was meeting. And he was the bloke to go to for getting back home. Hope so. Because got dinner with great-aunt Petunia the week after and that woman's almost as bad as
My manners. Almost forgot them. James Sirius Potter. At your service. Sorry about the bit of ranting not really. Bloody fucking hell. Almost sat on MY GUITAR. MY GUITAR. DO YOU KNOW WH I do autographs. Even on the skin.