Jacob and Kon
Hey kid. So, obviously, we can see this party post Joffrey put up since we are, you know, teens. We talked about it and decided three things:
1) We are not going. HAH bet you didn't even think of that, huh? Also because your host? Routinely hits on your mom. He asked me to come to a magic kingdom under his bed once while he was on drugs. JUST SAYING.
2) It's fine if you go, you don't need to sneak out. You seem like a responsible kid, and you can't exactly get drunk off two beers and start puking or drunk driving/flying. We also aren't telling any other parents.
3) The above ruling is conditional upon you calling us twice during the night. Once at midnight and once right before you come back to the apartment so we know everything is okay. If we don't get calls or if you're out past 2am we will show up and embarrass the shit out of you.