Before I start to really freak out does someone want to tell me what I'm doing in Kansas? Because this board is loaded with a whole lot of crazy including a person that looks disturbingly close to the joker from those comic books. I'm seriously trying to stay calm here, but it's not exactly easy when every other word is 'apocalypse'. If someone could just tell me this is all one big joke, like for my birthday or something, I would really appreciate it.