Anti-Evil Filter
Did you know there are eight different regions of cuisine in China? And did you know that every single one of them is really good? And did you know not a single one of them tastes like Chinese takeout?
My mouth is in danger of being on fire for the rest of my life, but that's another story.
More importantly, did you know that Pandas prefer their bamboo in a plant and not from chopsticks? They're also actually kind of boring to watch. I guess if I were a bear I'd sleep most of the day, too.