Did you know there are eight different regions of cuisine in China? And did you know that every single one of them is really good? And did you know not a single one of them tastes like Chinese takeout?
My mouth is in danger of being on fire for the rest of my life, but that's another story.
More importantly, did you know that Pandas prefer their bamboo in a plant and not from chopsticks? They're also actually kind of boring to watch. I guess if I were a bear I'd sleep most of the day, too.
In case anyone was wondering, there are still demons out in the city waiting to get the jump on whoever they can. I ran into a group of them earlier and they really weren't very friendly. I've got the bruises to prove it.
Please remember to be careful when you're out there, especially when you're on your own.
Can we talk about how I'm
going to be in the movies again?(Loki)Oh, and it's terrible that they're misrepresenting you in this movie. You have my sympathies, etc.
Hey there, men in my life...I'm pregnant, not fucking retarded. Just saying.
I don't think you're a demon.
I'm not saying one had a direct impact on the other, but, if we were to represent it visually:
» Guys...I'm an asshole. I'm sorry I've been so moody. It's not entirely my fault, since I can't control it all the time, but I shouldn't be taking it out on you guys anyway. I'm really sorry.
I totally kicked ass in the baby department at Target today. Some crazy lady thought she could get the last purple footed PJ set. She was wrong.
...Yeah, I'm okay with basic accomplishments like this. And I totally didn't use Rae's cuteness to distract the woman away from the rack.
Earth clothing it is very impractical
it provides so little protection how does one keep from being injured on an adventure in this weak cloth
Hello? If anyone can read this then you should know that I've been kidnapped. I don't know how I got here, or where here is. My name is Rachel Berry and I'm from Lima, OH. I am only seventeen years old. My parents are Leroy and Hiram Berry and they're gay and therefore you should know that I have a higher understandings of my human rights and civil liberties than most people and this is unacceptable.
I am trying to reach Amnesty International as we speak, since the local police refused to help me and I cannot contact my dads. If whoever did this knows what's good for them then they'll turn themselves in. I will be pressing charges, but I'm sure if you cooperate, your time will be minimal. If anyone else can read this, I really need to get home before people associate my face with an Amber Alert. There's no such thing as bad publicity, but I hardly think this ordeal is what should launch my career. Though... I wouldn't turn down a singing appearance on Regis & Kelly.
Okay. Didn't see this coming.
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