Mickey, if you and your mates got together and decided this would be a good joke? I'm really not amused. Where the hell are you?
I have too much to do for this. There's a team meeting this morning and there's wedding planning to do and Mum'll kill me if I miss the appointment with the florist and no, seriously, where are you because I think I've managed to find a caterer.
Can anyone else read this? Want to help a girl out? Because I'm ninety-nine percent sure this isn't my flat.