Mortals. I like you. You're entertaining to watch when I'm not off slaying giants or doing other entirely heroic things. However, I need you to answer me this one tiny little question:
WHICH ONE OF YOU MORONS WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO ATTACK A SON OF ODIN?
No, really. Why am I in Midgard? You have five minutes to answer before I begin finding the answers myself. Annnnnnd...go.