Me, my awesome universe shaping set of kickass powers and my giant talking planet eating t-rex have somehow gotten ourselves turned around while trying to locate the McDonald’s restroom while being relentlessly stalked by Tom Cruise and the Backstreet Boys at Disneyworld.
Sooo… What I’m here to ask is: would any of you kind earthlings be generous enough to point us in the right direction before I start crying and running around in cricles tearing down the fence that separates the very fabrics of reality?