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Kyle Kingston (prettygruesome) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2011-06-18 01:25:00

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elphaba, kyle kingston, loki, melinda halliwell, ron weasley

I hear there's witches aside from Ruby around here.

Any of you know how to break a curse?

Edit: Also: My brand new so-called tutor keeps showing up on Xfinity commercials. It's really freaking weird. Especially since he's apparently damn good at pretending to not be blind.

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	prettygruesome 2011-06-18 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Must be what John was talking about, since he's got the face I used to have. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prudentmel 2011-06-18 05:39 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to guess that's exactly it. What's your name? And tell me about this curse? Also, the bit about your tutor....that's an actor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettygruesome 2011-06-18 05:47 am UTC (link)
	It sucks seeing someone around here that's got the face I don't have any more. Kyle Kingston. Basically, this witch bitch at school didn't like that I didn't get a boner over her (dude, she's like... scary ugly) and I said what I thought. So, she cursed me. I've got seven more months to get some chick to tell me she loves me before I'm stuck this way. What? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prudentmel 2011-06-18 05:51 am UTC (link)
	I can imagine. I got tired of being called Ruby-face or face-twin pretty quickly. Witch bitch? Right. So, that's the situation, now....do you remember anything that she said when she actually cursed you? If it was a commercial on TV, it's an actor. It's probably real likely your life could be a movie here, or a tv show....things like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

prettygruesome
2011-06-18 06:03 am UTC (link)

Right.

Yeah. Her name's Kendra... something. I don't know her last name. And I remember her saying "embrace the suck." Kinda hard to forget since it's curse tattooed over my eyes where my brows should be. There's a tree on my arm that changes over the seasons. I've got till the flowers bloom again. Apparently it's keeping the back home time, since the leaves are still falling off the tree now, so I should have about seven months left.

Oh, fuck this place.

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	prudentmel 2011-06-18 06:05 am UTC (link)
	Embrace the suck...catchy. So, basically she turned you into Beast from the disney movie. Only modified. You get a tree tattoo, not a rose, and you get out not looking like a dog just a strange looking guy. Yeah, you're not the first to say that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettygruesome 2011-06-18 06:18 am UTC (link)
	What Disney movie was that? It's worse than "strange looking." Weird tattoos everywhere. My skin's split open. Metal is grafted on, or in, my skin in some places. I'm bumpy and scarred. One ear hangs askew. It's seriously disgusting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prudentmel 2011-06-18 06:21 am UTC (link)
	Beauty and the Beast. You don't look as bad as you think. You could look like some sort of dog...huge....thing like in the cartoon? Trust me when I tell you that you got off on the lucky end of this whole curse thing. Have you talked to this Kendra person since being cursed, at all? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettygruesome 2011-06-18 06:23 am UTC (link)
	Never heard of it. Not since the night she did it to me. I tried to find her last night, then I ended up here instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prudentmel 2011-06-18 06:25 am UTC (link)
	Weird. Not at all? Want the good news or the bad news first? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettygruesome 2011-06-18 06:32 am UTC (link)
	No idea what you're talking about. I'm pretty sure it's all going to suck, so you pick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

prudentmel
2011-06-18 06:44 am UTC (link)

Might want to watch it, could do you some good. Might learn something.

All right then. The good news is that your curse can be broken. Bad news, it can't be broken by another witch or wizard. I'd wager that even the caster couldn't take the curse off too. Curses are tricky and if you try to break them it can backfire pretty big. They're powerful. That's why most witches don't use them lightly. Your curse is obviously to teach you a lesson, you learn what you're supposed to learn from it, you grow as a person, and you fulfill the terms. I doubt there's a magic user here that could fix you up.

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	prettygruesome 2011-06-18 06:48 am UTC (link)
	So basically I'm fucked beyond belief, because my terms are bullshit and no chick would tell someone that looks like me that she loves me. Awesome. Stuck like this for fucking ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prudentmel 2011-06-18 07:00 am UTC (link)
	No, basically you need to watch Beauty and the Beast. And get over yourself, stop whining because you are going to end up stuck like that if you don't quit whining and do something to help yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prettygruesome 2011-06-18 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Okay, so it comes off like it's weird I've never heard of that movie. Or show. Whatever it is. What the hell is it? And there is no helping myself here. Could you ever love a creepy fucking face like this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

prudentmel
2011-06-18 07:47 am UTC (link)

It's a cartoon. Disney cartoon. It's basically about a selfish, spoiled, vain prince that was shallow and refused to help a witch because she wasn't pretty and he was an asshole. It's about how he manages to overcome the curse, learn how wrong he was, and fall in love. Moral of the story was basically: don't be a dick and/or fuck with witches, loosely. You should watch it.

Yeah, there is. Stop whining and complaining and you might see that. No, I couldn't, but that's not got anything to do with the way you look.

Personality is the most important thing, not how you look.

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