Thor (thunderhippie) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2011-06-05 21:35:00 |
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Entry tags: | gabriel, thor |
What does the world need less of?
For the moment, let’s go with so-called higher powers seeking to stampede humanity. I have a much more exhaustive list, but that seems the most appropriate at the moment.
Are you artistic?
Believe it or not, yes. Though I haven’t picked up a pencil or brush in years.
Have you ever yelled at a telemarketer?
No. They’re just doing a job, no matter how annoying unsolicited calls may be.
Weirdest pet you have ever had?
Oh, I could tell you some stories. None of them exist on Earth, though.
Worst childhood memory?
Pass.
Have you ever gone to private school?
I suppose this depends on how you define schooling in Asgard. After incarnating among humans, I attended public school, so no.
Two weird facts about yourself?
I did not always remember who I was, I spent a goodly chunk of time after being incarnated believing I was human. Also, before I remembered my true identity, I was a field medic in the military.
Have you ever asked someone out on a date?
I would have, but Sif asked me first.
Are you an ass?
This would depend greatly on who you ask, wouldn’t it?
What kind of computer do you have?
It works. If it ever stops, I’m going to be in desperate need of help. That should tell you about my level of computer knowledge.
Do you have any animals?
Not currently. I don’t think I’d consider it unless I got my own place, which seems unlikely.
Have you done something bad today?
Nope.
What physical feature do you get complimented on?
The most? My shoulders. Apparently broad shoulders is a thing for some people?
What's the dumbest invention?
The nuclear warhead. Even the gods trembled that day.
Have you ever been in an ambulance?
Several times after incarnating but before remembering my true identity.
What type of drunk are you?
I’ve not felt the need to get truly drunk in a very long time, but I’ve been told that when I get drunk, I tend to regress to a less…balanced time in my life.
Do you hold grudges?
No. I used to, but these days, no.
Name 4 things you always have with you?
Mjolnir, Megingjoro, my wallet, and my coat. Technically my phone, since it’s always in my coat pocket
What did you do yesterday?
Brought some much needed rain to a drought-ridden monastery in Tibet, diverted a hurricane that would have torn apart a small Indonesian village, and saw the movie about me. I regret the last one.
Do you like yourself?
Most of the time.
If you could punch one person, who would it be?
Hank Pym. Even my tolerance has its limits, and the line stops somewhere before narcissistic, drug addicted, spouse-abusing traitors. Nick Fury is a close second.
What would you do if a leprechaun jumped out of the bushes and stole your wallet?
Assume that the leprechaun needed the money quite a bit more than I did. You don’t often find their kind anymore, so to be desperate enough to snatch the wallet of a thunder god makes me think he was probably in some dire need.
Favorites:
80's cartoon?
Much as I’m sure you’re all expecting me to say Thundercats, I think I’m going to have to say it’s a split decision between Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Ghostbusters.
Drink?
Beer and mead. I may have modernized somewhat, but I am still a Viking.
Color?
Blue.
Cookie?
There was a brand of cookies produced during the 80s and early 90s by Keebler that had fudge in the center. After they were discontinued, and after I rediscovered my identity, I insisted the cooks of Asgard begin production. Sadly I’ve lost access to them here.
Gum?
I don’t often chew gum, but when I feel the need, I go with Trident. Usually spearmint flavor.
First:
Prom date?
We didn’t have proms in Asgard, though we did have festivals from time to time that included dancing. So either Sif or no one, depending on which life you’re talking about.
Job?
Warrior of Asgard. Or McDonalds, if you’re judging by my current incarnation.
Love?
Sif, easily one of Asgard’s greatest and bravest warriors, and a beautiful maiden besides.
Car?
A Thunderbird. Yes, I thought it was amusing too.
Sport you played?
Soccer. I’m quite good, actually.