Elphaba isn't the wicked witch you're looking for (tothewesternsky) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2011-01-10 16:00:00 |
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Entry tags: | bonnie bennett, elphaba, galinda, mike chang, parker booth |
I need a stress ballPerhaps I should've thought about the idea of a house full of women through a bit more
So. That movie, The Wizard of Oz. I'd like to point out a few things.
1. I am not that OLD or UGLY thank you very much.
2. I would never threaten violence against an animal.
3. Dorothy is a whiny little thief.
4. Dorothy is a whiny little murderer.
5. Clearly whoever wrote that had no thoughts as to why I'd be the way I was. If they are still alive, I would turn them into something.
6. "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too" has to be the cheesiest line ever. I'm wittier than that.
7. Dorothy melted me? Are you serious? For the love of Oz, water can't hurt me. I've been in the rain more times than I can count, yet I have not melted once.
8. Poppies? Poppies??
9. The only detail they got right were my monkeys.
10. "Fly my pretties" is also a very lame line.
11. I think I've run out of points. For the moment.
[OOC: thus beings Wrathy Elphie!]