aziraphale (ineffably) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2009-12-22 16:52:00 |
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Entry tags: | andrea rojas, aziraphale, damien thorn, paige matthews |
I'm confused as to why some people are making such a fuss over a natural aspect of life.
1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
I'm already having sex with the only friend I would consider.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
They all have their merits.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No!
5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
I've been married for five years. It's happened on occasion.
6. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes, I have. There's nothing shameful in it, unless you treat it as something shameful.
7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Crowley can be decidedly aggressive, so there is your answer.
8. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
Having sex outside of bed. Experimenting with positions. Fornicating in our true forms.
9. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
No. Crowley is very understanding of my personal preferences and limits.
10. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In the cottage the first time after we bought it.
11. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The Bentley.
12. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No, thankfully. That would be horrifically embarrassing.
13. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
14. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Does it count if it's your significant other picking you up.
15. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes and no. Technically, going by physical forms, yes. But Crowley and I don't actually have genders, as such.
16. Had sex in a movie theater?
No
17. Had sex in a bathroom?
Wasn't that answered by the shower question. Unless you mean a public restroom, in which case the answer would most definitely be no.
18. Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes.
19. Bought something from an adult store?
No.
20. Do you own any sex toys?
Crowley does, so I suppose that counts.
21. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
No. Though not for lack of trying on Crowley's part.
22. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.
23. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
A form thereof, yes.
24. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No. I've only ever had sex with one individual.
25. And one just from me, Handcuffs or Ropes
Ropes. Metal is cold.