War Is Coming RPG.

I just landed in a swimming pool after falling from a four story building. There was supposed to be a river, not a pool, in Austria. This is not Austria AND it's now day, not night when I was last awake. Before the people in the house notice a crazy guy in their pool, I hop, skip, and jump way out of there. Then there's a homeless guy telling me where to go and now I'm here.

Soaking wet. Hungry as a horse. I'm thinking there was brotine-zero involved, but I can't be for sure. This is probably one of the weirdest days of my life and I've had a few far out ones.

[Edit: Filter is added after Natasha tells Roy to put it up.]