War Is Coming Communications.

I'm going to throw this Sonic Screwdriver out a window and I'm not even fucking kidding. Push the button in my ear one more time, Clark Anthony. Watch me. Why don't they make quiet toys for children? Seriously! And if I have to hear Mooooooommmmm, Clark keeps locking Robin in jail and I wanna play with him but he won't shaaaaaare! one more time I'm pretty sure my head's going to explode.

Long day. Venting session complete.

[Helena]
How are things going with the baby?

[Scorpius]
Welcome to being off the babysitting hook, thanks for helping out in the in-between times, sweetie, I appreciate it.

[Peter]
Your place sooner than later, yes? Then no worrying about keeping quiet. ;)

So...babysitting....is messy. And still totally new territory for me. Why do you guys trust me with a baby? Alone. By myself. With no one else around... Okay so there's a complex full of people but whatever. Still a valid point. ....I think she'll be more fun when she can talk. I'm no good at this non-verbal communication thing! ...She's staring at me....she knows I suck at this...

Since we've had a lot of new people lately I feel like we should have a party. I will need people to do things to make this happen. Shall we 4th of July it or do we want something sooner?

Gods? Can you provide the tequila rain? This should be a long standing arrangement.

I was thinking we should ask Mel to be Emily's Godmom. It might help bring her out of the funk she's in.

And hey look, we can have a conversation about this without you facepalming me!

I have her secured at [insert address of warehouse in a nearby city].

Next step, River Song needs to be distracted. I can't have the gun-happy one running around drawing conclusions. I have a plan to send her on a wild goose chase. Would you perhaps be a doll and plant a little something for her to find?

Sexy is gone. Not seal-gone, but gone-gone. She popped off a bit ago and hasn't returned and now I'm feeling all sorts of...

If you've got a moment, would any of you care to help me find her? I've already started looking, but I could use more eyes.

If everyone we thought was fictional actually isn't fictional, does that mean that Scooby Doo is real?

Apparently it's time for me to be social again. My boss thought I needed help and tried to hook me up with his daughter. You know your in social trouble when your boss takes pity on you for working too much.

I haven't been around much lately, sorry for that. Needed some time to sort out my thoughts. I noticed we have a few new people here so hey, I'm Dick Grayson. If anyone needs a background for work purposes or existing purposes feel free to ask.

Right. Anyone who's been needing me for whatever, we should be back in a week or something.

[Angel, Freddie and Ruby]

It's AIDS.

Thirty years old and I don't think I've ever actually done a proper road trip before. I've found the world's largest teapot collection, the gourd museum, and the Haunted Monster Museum. I can't make this crap up.

On the plus side, I've gotten loads of footage. Like, I think I could actually put something together from all of this. Which...is probably good, since I'm unemployed now.

[Roger]

Quit glaring at me. It's not becoming on you. You know you secretly liked stopping at the world's largest ball of twine.

And I still think you should tell them. Freddie and Angel and Ruby. Maureen too, if you want, but definitely the others. They deserve to know, man.

[Faith]

Miss you. Just thought you should know. Want me to give Boston the finger for you when we're headed through?

All right Peeta, happy now?
How many of you use bows here? I know Oliver does, and I do, but it seems like most people here use guns. It's the weapon I use at home, and if there's a way to keep fighting with one, if I have to fight here, then that's what I want to use, but I don't think the wooden bows I'm used to are going to cut it.

ETA: Peeta
Oliver's going to make me a bow like his. He says he doesn't want anything for it though. I don't understand and I don't like it, people here keep saying that, and it means I owe them now.

Are you all right?

Hey beautiful, my friend Mel is kinda having a rough go of things since her husband got yanked through the Seal and sent back. She needs to get out of the apartment, so I'm gonna let her crash here. I'm gonna couch surf, no worries, but I figured I'd give you a heads up so you don't think I'm bein' like shady and shit.

In other news, I fucking miss your face, when are we chillin' next? Also...stop fucking taunting the gods, ya freak, I prefer having my girlfriend in one piece. Just sayin'!

I'm making a summer reading list, so if anyone has any suggestions that would be great! I have over a decade of earth-books reading time to make up for so anything from kids' books on up is fair game. I definitely need something to distract me from waiting for report cards. I'm pretty sure the mailman is actually afraid of me at this point.

JOHNNY! YOU'RE A WOMAN AND SHERLOCK'S GOT TATTOOS.

You Americans. You amuse me!

Enough.

[*Filtered to: Thor, Hercules, Iolaus, Apollo, ...and anyone else who would've been on-radar for the Livia issue that Loki would've remembered/seen around on the topics, but I'm forgetting!]

Livia is becoming a threat. Stop her, or I I would prefer if someone would contain her, somehow, or make her see reason, before things are completely out of hand.

It would not be wise to leave that to me, at the moment.

[Ares]

Reign in your 'champion', Ares, before she gets herself killed.

Hey, I'm taking Mel out for a while to help her get through her losing her husband. We're going to city hop all over the world. Just wanted to give you a heads up sweetheart.

Again

he plans

Can't

Won't let



[Cue Sexy running off without saying anything.]

I need to get out of this apartment for a little while.

Does anybody

Just need to figure out a reason to get out. Suggestions?

[Mom]

Hi.

[Dad]

I really wish you were an Elder still
This would be so much easier if you could take this all away
I don't want to feel like this

[Aunt Phoebe]

Whiney Wife was me.

He got taken right after I sent that in.