War Is Coming RPG.

WHO: Kaine and some very unfortunate criminals.
WHAT: Kaine demonstrates why it’s a bad idea to poke a spider with a stick.
WHEN: Tonight!
WHERE: A warehouse on the outskirts of town.
STATUS: Complete!
RATING: PG-13 for language and strong violence.

( Do not meddle in the affairs of spiders, for they will get moody and beat up criminals. )

I just landed in a swimming pool after falling from a four story building. There was supposed to be a river, not a pool, in Austria. This is not Austria AND it's now day, not night when I was last awake. Before the people in the house notice a crazy guy in their pool, I hop, skip, and jump way out of there. Then there's a homeless guy telling me where to go and now I'm here.

Soaking wet. Hungry as a horse. I'm thinking there was brotine-zero involved, but I can't be for sure. This is probably one of the weirdest days of my life and I've had a few far out ones.

[Edit: Filter is added after Natasha tells Roy to put it up.]

Who: Enjolras and Belle
What: The revolution leader gets saved by a princess-to-be
When: Early Thursday morning
Where: The park. I'm good with the park.
Warnings: I don't see any major ones?

( Will you take your place with me? )

Who: Legolas and Open!
What: Legolas arrives in Lawrence. Because Lawrence needs more Elves.
Where: Park
When: Evening of the 27th
Status/Rating: In Complete/Most Likely Low

( This is not the Middle-earth you are looking for )