_katiebell_ (_katiebell_) wrote in vrrpg, @ 2017-11-28 12:18:00 |
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Daily Prophet Gossip Column (Afternoon Edition)
❝ EXCLUSIVE BOMBSHELL ❞ From a Little Birdie |
Welcome to Cuffing Season, folks! Tis the season for engagements, epic holiday weddings, and food fights over the Christmas pudding... Anyone else as excited as I am? Be sure to read every word this week, folks! We have an EXCLUSIVE announcement at the end of our column today! First up, looks like this little birdie was right! TERENCE HIGGS has been seen out in London searching out the perfect If that's the case though, why have there been rumors swirling at Confessions about late-night snuggle sessions between Miss Capper and her star, ROBERT HILLIARD? Do you think TRACEY DAVIS is at all worried about her roommate and best friend? DAPHNE GREENGRASS has been seen leaving dozens of bars with dozens of late night Halloween was clearly kicking What is it about those Branstone sisters? These seeming nobodies apparently have quite the charm; but odd taste... Not only has ELEANOR BRANSTONE shacked up with wealthy and weird GASPARD SHINGLETON (twice her age! and so weird!), but it seems her sister is officially batting for the other time! Yes, that's right folks, Hogwarts' Transfiguration Assistant is down with the ladies! We have exclusive sources that tell us that CHARLOTTE BRANSTONE is seriously dating ALEXANDRIE MOREAU! And wait... Don't the Moreau twins have some weird relationship with Shingleton, too? What is going on in the Branstone family?! Has Shingleton started a cult of young, good looking, confused nerds? So, we've got epic wedding plans, dangerous cults, and cheating hearts... What more could I ask for with Christmas right around the corner?! xoxo, your birdie |