_katiebell_ (_katiebell_) wrote in vrrpg, @ 2017-05-29 16:12:00 |
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Daily Prophet Gossip Column (Evening Edition)
I don't write about you because you don't deserve to be immortalised in my words... From a Little Birdie |
This evening we share the sad news that the muggle ANTHONY SMYTHE - known only in our parts as the dirty little secret Ex-Husband of KATIE BELL - war victim and close friend of HARRY POTTER - has passed away. Mr. Smythe parished in an auto accident just outside of Keswick, where he and Miss Bell shared an idyllic year of marriage back in 1999 and she hasn't been known to date since. Perhaps still mourning love lost? Mr. Smythe was only 29 years old. Our thoughts go out to Miss Bell and to the Smythes at his passing. Speaking of a different sort of loss, where has MRS. NORA URQUHART (aka Lenora Travers) been these days? She was seen at the emergency intake wing of St. Mungo's and hasn't been seen since. I do miss seeing her snarky face out and about, and whatever the emergency, we hope she's healed soon and back to making all of us so delightfully miserable. Puddlemere hero of the Cup, TERENCE HIGGS, seems to be healing well! He's been discharged from St. Mungo's as of this afternoon, into the very capable hands of one SILVIYA CAPPER (really, are these two going to make it official and put a ring on it already? We know he's got the epic romance thing down now that he's seemingly finished playing the field on our favorite romance author...). While we'e on Quidditch come back stories, what is going on with former Quidditch benchwarmer LOGAN WOOD?! We've seen him keeping company with roughly half a dozen young ladies over the last couple of months and the latest is a relative unknown. (Really, between this and GABRIEL GOMEZ leaving LONNA JACOBS for an office assistant, we're curious if our celebrity crushes are all purposefully seeking out total nobodies to date). Mr. Wood has been seen out on the town with Miss LILIAN MOON, a librarian who was permanently disabled in the Battle of Hogwarts, a little over 11 years ago this month. To leave off this depressing update with slightly happier news, here's another new couple alert! Society darlings ASTORIA GREENGRASS and CHRISTOPHER HIGGS seem to be an item! They do make a lovely, blonde couple, don't they, folks? Let's hope this sticks better than his attempt to break up MELINDA BOBBIN and VIKTOR KRUM, eh? For those who can heal, I hope you do it well and quickly. For those nursing harder injuries - losses, both emotional and physical - I hope your hearts heal faster than you assume they will. And as for those I didn't mention here? Don't feel too hurt, I'm always watching afterall... xoxo, your birdie |