"Ah, was it my stunning hair? My splendid body that reeled you in?" he teased as he pinched a menu between his fingers and flipped it over.
"I do believe it'll take at least two bottles of Firewhiskey and a pint of beer before I'll let it pass." Deciding to just order some chips and cheese, he set the menu down and leaned back against the booth's cushy seating.
"Oh, you know, educating the youth today with enlightening instruments and joyful tools of..education," he said, puckering his lips and waving a hand.