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torunn ⚡ (childofthor) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-02-09 14:07:00

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!: network post, ₴ inactive: fandral, ₴ inactive: james rogers, ₴ inactive: loki, ₴ inactive: thor odinson, ₴ inactive: torunn thorsdóttir

UNCLE.

Your presence is required at the palace immediately, please.

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	boyofwar 2021-02-09 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	~~This took me a seco~~ Is the palace being overrun by turkeys? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	childofthor 2021-02-09 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	They've triggered a security measure I didn't know existed and are rampaging through Frigga's gardens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boyofwar 2021-02-09 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Well fuck. If you guys need backup, let me know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2021-02-09 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	I could just fry them all but I don't want to destroy everything else. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thedashing 2021-02-09 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Are you in need of assistance? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	childofthor 2021-02-09 06:53 pm UTC (link)
	MAYBE. Without causing more damage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thedashing 2021-02-09 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	I am heading your way now. Are you safe? I do not know these fowl beasts, but I will do my very best to help you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2021-02-09 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	I'm safe. They're not capable of flight so it's easy to stay out of their reach if they get too close. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thundering 2021-02-09 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	What's going on? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	childofthor 2021-02-09 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	Turkeys magically got passed the protection wards because OF COURSE and are damaging the gardens and triggered a security feature that has locked them IN the palace and I sure as hel dont know how to deal with any version of the palaces magic protection. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2021-02-09 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	Loki is your best bet then. It's my understanding your palace is the one from your world? It may be similar enough that he understands the intricacies that will come with its protections. Would you like me to come by and help deal with the turkeys in the meanwhile? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	childofthor 2021-02-10 02:17 am UTC (link)
	That was my thought as well. Ad long as we can keep the damage to a minimum, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thundering 2021-02-10 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	I will refrain from using the elements inside the palace. My axe and hands will do just fine on their own. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	makeastand 2021-02-09 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	This is so stupid. I'm on my way. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	childofthor 2021-02-09 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'm tired of the birds and other murderous small creatures. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	makeastand 2021-02-10 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't take it personally with the geese, but yeah, I'm over murder birds and their murder ancestors, and if pigeons get knives or something, I'm not giving them the benefit of the doubt. I'm bringing the net guns. It might not stop all of them until someone can, I dunno, freeze them and teleport them out of there, but the nets that land will slow them down. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	seidr 2021-02-09 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	Torunn?! Are you alright? I'm on my way. What happened? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	childofthor 2021-02-09 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	Turkeys. The damn turkey's everyone is talking about. They're not stopped by any of the wards around the palace. They're running through the gardens and I can't stop them without damaging what's around them, and some of them have managed to trigger some sort of security measure and trapped themselves in the palace. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seidr 2021-02-12 05:28 pm UTC (link)
	They're not stopped by the wards? I'm on my way, as I said. I am going to destroy them if they've harmed the garden, I hope you're aware. (Reply to this) (Parent)