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Tweak says, "This is all YOUR fault."

tom 🐺 (tmcnair) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-12-23 10:29:00

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Been missing home a bit so I thought I'd say something about my best friend, since he ain't here and I wish he were, or I wish I was there, or something like that.

Hal is so old. He's posh and fancy and he talks like a proper lord. Which I think he is. He's very particular, things have to be clean and a certain way or he goes totally mad about it. If you need to distract him from wanting to eat somebody you just give him a box of matches with half of them turned the wrong way and it'll buy you a couple of minutes. He sings pretty good when he's in his marigolds doing the washing up and he doesn't know you're listening in the next room over.

Who's somebody you miss?

[DOA / Defense team people]

Coming up on my first full moon here so I wanted to check what I ought to do.

Back home I could manage myself as long as I had a bit of space where nobody would come interrupt me. Is there a bit of the forest like that?

Oh, I'm a werewolf. Turn into a wolf. Don't have the most control when I'm turned but I can keep myself contained to an area pretty easy.

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	tmcnair 2020-12-23 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Does seem like a really long time to be alive. Oh. Bloody hell. I don't miss him all that much, I just think about how I probably fancied him. Not about to kill a load of people trying to get him here though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

andrieski
2020-12-23 06:43 pm UTC (link)

Yeah. I'm not really into that as a thing.

You probably shouldn't. Kill a load of people, I mean. At least there's magic here and you can probably turn someone into something else and then bury them much easier. Fancying someone's overrated anyway. ~~Suddenly they want you to get the trans healing done and change who you are so they want to be with you more instead of like...I don't know, liking you for who you are~~

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	tmcnair 2020-12-23 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	Could have it's highlights. I'd never, just vampires that are trying to hurt people. Dunno about that, fancying seems nice. All those romantic things you see in films. Kissing and that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andrieski 2020-12-23 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Knowledge and potentially sex with famous people is about all I got. It never goes the way it does in the movies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tmcnair 2020-12-23 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Putting money in a savings account and then one day going to find all the interest. No? Bit disappointing, that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andrieski 2020-12-23 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	You'd definitely have to change names every so often if you weren't trying to get discovered. Unless people just don't care. Not in my experience. Welcome to the world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tmcnair 2020-12-23 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	You just pretend to be your own son, yeah? And then his son and his son forever. I'll hold out hope that when I get around to all that it'll be like the films. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andrieski 2020-12-23 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. Nieces and nephews probably work, too. ~~Might still have to steal a castle~~ You do you, I guess. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tmcnair 2020-12-23 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	A long, long line of really pale family members sharing a bank account. Cheers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andrieski 2020-12-23 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Yours show up in reflections or are they those weird ‘don’t exist in photos’ kind? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tmcnair 2020-12-23 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, can't see them in pictures or reflections. Really bad video of me fighting a vampire turned up, once. Just looked like I was drunk having a go at thin air. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andrieski 2020-12-23 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	I guess that makes for some entertainment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tmcnair 2020-12-23 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	I saw it afterwards, it was pretty funny. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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