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Tweak says, "Fire bad. Tree pretty."

martin blackwood (teaandarson) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-09-09 22:44:00

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!: network post, god of war: atreus, ₴ inactive: evie

Well, this is honestly not a post I ever imagined making but I did promise. Is there a Carlos here? Or an Evie, Mal or Jay?

I found a dog while on my walk. He says his name is Dude. I got plenty of sleep last night. I'm not hallucinating. The dog told me his name is Dude.

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	teaandarson 2020-09-10 02:57 am UTC (link)
	It's a talking shaggy dog! Pretty close to over the moon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonekayaking 2020-09-10 03:07 am UTC (link)
	God, you really are adorable. But I guess it's the simple things, really. Even if the simple things are now talking dogs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teaandarson 2020-09-10 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Like you wouldn't get excited about a talking dog? He's a talking dog! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonekayaking 2020-09-10 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Not nearly as excited as you, Martin. I can practically feel you vibrating with joy right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teaandarson 2020-09-10 03:28 am UTC (link)
	I'm a simple guy, Tim. Talking dogs make me happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonekayaking 2020-09-10 03:36 am UTC (link)
	You are precious, and my life is all the better for knowing you. Have you thought about getting a dog? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teaandarson 2020-09-10 04:16 am UTC (link)
	You're pretty great as well and my life is less terrible because you're in it. I don't know. I don't think Iris would like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonekayaking 2020-09-10 04:18 am UTC (link)
	She might not. But she might not mind it, either. Some cats absolutely adore dogs. Especially if you start with a puppy that is tiny and nonthreatening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teaandarson 2020-09-10 04:48 am UTC (link)
	I love dogs but I think Iris would only accept another cat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonekayaking 2020-09-10 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Maybe that's why she clearly doesn't care for me. I've got dog energy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teaandarson 2020-09-10 04:55 am UTC (link)
	You do not have dog energy, Tim. You have cat energy. I can practically see you push something off a table while not break eye contact with Jon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonekayaking 2020-09-10 05:02 am UTC (link)
	First of all, how dare you. And second of all, how dare you. I am a fluffy golden retriever. I am not a cat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teaandarson 2020-09-10 05:10 am UTC (link)
	We all know that I'm a fluffy golden retriever. You're a cat and you know it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gonekayaking 2020-09-10 05:17 am UTC (link)
	I am not! I AM NOT. I protest this strongly! I am not a cat. There is nothing I do that is remotely catlike. Except maybe draping myself over furniture needlessly. Or batting random things around when I'm bored. Or invading other people's personal space when I'm lonely. Fuuuuuccccck. I'm a cat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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