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ａｌｅｘｉｓ! ([info]celebutante) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-08-30 11:53:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, ₴ inactive: alexis rose, ₴ inactive: aramis

Happy Sunday, fellow Vallo heathens! Are you having a Bootylicious Day?





Hope you all enjoyed your morning mimosas and brunches. Alexis Rose here, to remind you that all registered soldiers are due to report to Booty Camp this upcoming Friday, at 6:00 PM - location is Ásynja Meadery. Food and drinks available, but if you feel the urge to take a trip to pound town with whomever you've been talking to for seven minutes, take it outside.

If you haven't signed up yet, what are you waiting for? Give it a try! I promise it'll be a slap-happy good time.


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[info]romantichero
2020-08-30 08:06 pm UTC (link)
I'd hate for you to be left to the boring leftovers, Mademoiselle. What if all of us attractive ones are snatched up?

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[info]celebutante
2020-08-30 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Pretty much everyone here is attractive - though I don't know about boring, I plead the fifth on that one.

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[info]romantichero
2020-08-30 08:10 pm UTC (link)
You know, you have a point. I wonder if that's the qualifications for arriving here - might potentially be boring, but must be attractive.

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[info]celebutante
2020-08-30 08:11 pm UTC (link)
I kind of bet it is! That Vallo magic doesn't want to bring in any unfortunate-looking folks, it's probably allergic.

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[info]romantichero
2020-08-30 08:16 pm UTC (link)
It might be worried it'll taint the future generations. I've seen a number of very ugly men in the King's Army.

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[info]celebutante
2020-08-30 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Did they have mullets? That's the kiss of death right there.

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[info]romantichero
2020-08-30 08:22 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like a type of weapon, what is it?

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[info]celebutante
2020-08-30 08:29 pm UTC (link)
It's a hairstyle, known for its 'business in the front, party in the back' qualities. Here's a picture to demonstrate.

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[info]romantichero
2020-08-30 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Oh no.

This has me rethinking every haircut I ever let my mother give me as a child.

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[info]celebutante
2020-08-30 10:32 pm UTC (link)
It's okay, we've all been through the bad haircut stage. You live and learn.

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