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Tweak says, "My fake plants died."

Briar Moss (briarmoss) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-04-18 07:30:00

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Briar #16
Bet you all thought I was a goner, eh? Tough! I have been stitched back together and will be back charming all the pretty girls in town before you can say pelvic fracture. Which are two words I'd prefer to never hear again, if it's all the same.

When I'm done catching up on work I think I need to start training in earnest. What little I've been doing lately is apparently not cutting it. Anyone know a group I could join?

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	rebelgirl 2024-04-17 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	There have to be better ways to fracture the ol' pelvis. The Underground is the BEST place to practice, though. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	briarmoss 2024-04-18 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	I'm almost entirely confident in saying there is no good way to do that. I haven't been down there for a while, but you're right, I should start a routine, maybe get back into fight club. It can't hurt to practice getting pounded on even if its not by evil plant life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rebelgirl 2024-04-19 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Oh you poor innocent boy. And you even said pounded without any kind of innuendo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	briarmoss 2024-04-19 04:52 am UTC (link)
	Are you implying that sexual congress in which one breaks one's pelvis could in any way be enjoyable? Because if so I've either been having the wrong kind of sex or the wrong kind of broken pelvis. If you only knew the way I'd like it to be innuendo. Innuendo has fled me. I am reduced to a sad lonely life without even the slightest wiggle of an eyebrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rebelgirl 2024-04-19 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	Metaphorical humor. The "please step on me" kind. But I'd say calling it sexual congress is probably part of why you're doing it wrong. Have you been cursed by something? Just checking off the list of Things Vallo Does before assuming anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	briarmoss 2024-04-21 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Not that I know of. Are curses usually very obvious? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rebelgirl 2024-04-22 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Depends on the curse, I'd imagine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	screwthat 2024-04-18 02:19 am UTC (link)
	I guess I'm glad I let Mike stop me before I went off on this adventure. Is it over now? Completely over? I hate having to be one of the only ones in the library shouldering a lot more responsibility every time. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	briarmoss 2024-04-18 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	I'm probably the wrong person to ask about that, but everything in the forest seems less volatile at least, everything's just a bit on edge in a post-tornado kind of way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	screwthat 2024-04-20 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Well, even the weather takes a break from sending out tornadoes once in a while so let's hope? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	realnicemonster 2024-04-18 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	I could beat you up if you want to keep getting smacked around by a plant. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	briarmoss 2024-04-18 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	Very funny. I would destroy you even without magic. (Reply to this) (Parent)