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thepaleelf (thepaleelf) wrote in valloic,
@ 2024-02-13 08:08:00

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!: network post, ₴ inactive: astarion ancunín, ₴ inactive: octavia, ₴ inactive: wyll ravengard

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Darling, tomorrow is apparently a very special day. I hope you'll leave your evening empty so that yours truly can fill it. I've got all sorts of delicious little things planned.

Filtered to Wyll

HELP. Some... love holiday is tomorrow and I've got no plan. Assist me.

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	Astarion/Tav tidesofchaos 2024-02-13 02:44 pm UTC (link)
	If the sudden uptick of romantic gift requests at the shop mean anything, tomorrow is apparently a very special day. I can certainly keep my evening free for you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Astarion/Tav thepaleelf 2024-02-13 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	A holiday dedicated to love! A nice change from scavenged feasts over a fireplace in the middle of nowhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Astarion/Tav tidesofchaos 2024-02-13 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	Are you saying that I can scratch "scavenged feast over a fire in the woods" off my list of predictions for what you have planned, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Astarion/Tav thepaleelf 2024-02-13 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	Ha. Gods, I hope not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Astarion/Tav tidesofchaos 2024-02-13 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	Is this a full surprise or do I get a hint? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Astarion/Tav thepaleelf 2024-02-13 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	~~Shit~~ Come prepared for the indescribable, dearest. Maybe wear good shoes for sneaking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Astarion/Tav tidesofchaos 2024-02-13 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	Shoes for sneaking, I can do that. I'll grab an invisibility potion from the shop, just in case. I know you need no help, of course. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Astarion/Tav thepaleelf 2024-02-14 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Shame. I do so like seeing you. But yes, we might very well need it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Astarion/Tav tidesofchaos 2024-02-14 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Hm. I do like being seen by you. What a conundrum. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Astarion wyllbechill 2024-02-13 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	A day set aside to showcase love. I can appreciate that. What is your end goal here? That'll make it easier to build a plan. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Wyll thepaleelf 2024-02-13 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	I knew you were the right soul to ask. I want her to feel like the queen she is, of course. Pampered and taken care of and adored. Without having to lift a finger. She takes care of us so much - she needs an evening off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Astarion wyllbechill 2024-02-13 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'll ignore the fact that your options are fairly low and accept the compliment. All right, so you've got an idea and a good one. First, we'll need to hope that she'll be willing to take an evening off without feeling anxious. Second, do you want to pay others to do the pampering or is this something you want to take on yourself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wyll thepaleelf 2024-02-13 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, darling. I'll just steal whatever I need. Tav deserves it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Astarion wyllbechill 2024-02-13 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	You can't steal pampering, Astarion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wyll thepaleelf 2024-02-13 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	But you can steal abandoned mansions that no longer have an owner due to Vallo dismissing people. I'm sure there's a spare castle lying around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Astarion wyllbechill 2024-02-13 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, new question. What does pampering mean to you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wyll thepaleelf 2024-02-13 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	I don't-- the-- oh, you know. Gilded rafters, fine wine that all tastes like ash, and pretty things hanging on my every word. That!! Maybe. That's what everyone wants, is it not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Astarion

wyllbechill
2024-02-13 08:18 pm UTC (link)

I'll pass this list on to Tav if she ever asks me how to pamper you. But come now, man, you know by now that everyone has different wants and desires. Don't make me tell you my opinions of what she would enjoy - I want you to think about it for at least a solid hour, then come back to me with things you think she would enjoy, even if it's things you personally wouldn't.

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	Wyll thepaleelf 2024-02-14 02:04 am UTC (link)
	I've thought about it. Are you ready? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Astarion wyllbechill 2024-02-14 02:14 am UTC (link)
	With every fiber of my being. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wyll thepaleelf 2024-02-14 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Tav enjoys: - Full unbridled attention - Sincerity - Consensual danger - My ass (not unique to Tav, honestly) - Unique alchemical ingredients - Slow dancing (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Astarion

wyllbechill
2024-02-14 02:35 am UTC (link)

There are alchemy shops here. Take her out and let her buy anything she wants. Be sure to be honest and sincere about your feelings, always, especially during this time together. And if you need a crash course in dancing, I can give it an attempt. Give her all of your attention over a wine and cheese place setting, maybe in a local park. She knows you don't need to eat, but that's the generosity of your soul, giving her the best gift available to you - your time.

But I'll leave the consensual danger along with your ass to your own imagination, but I'm sure there's some way to combine them.

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	Astarion wyllbechill 2024-02-14 02:36 am UTC (link)
	These are, of course, just suggestions intended to give you ideas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wyll thepaleelf 2024-02-14 02:40 am UTC (link)
	They're not bad suggestions. A date to one of the finer - and stranger - alchemical shops, followed by dinner and dancing, and then we can break into a disused castle and have passionate sex. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Astarion wyllbechill 2024-02-14 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Give me some time to prepare and I'll see about unleashing some wild creatures into whichever castle you choose, so that you can have a little danger to go with it all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wyll thepaleelf 2024-02-14 02:53 am UTC (link)
	What a giver you are. Thank you for your thoughtful approach. You are the most nauseatingly sincere person I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Astarion wyllbechill 2024-02-14 02:58 am UTC (link)
	That's the closest to a compliment you've come, so I'll take it. You're welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent)