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Tweak says, "yo momma sez you hungry"

Henry Townshend is a ghost magnet (room_302) wrote in valloic,
@ 2023-09-17 10:59:00

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A new weapon showed up in my apartment today. It's called the Pick Axe of Despair. Yeah, I know, it's Edgelord for days, but I didn't name it and I don't want to know what happens if I don't call it by whatever is etched into the handle.

Anyway, that's not the point. The point is that I am absolute shit using this weapon and would like to learn how to wield it so I don't look like a flailing sideways windmill.

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	respectthealpha 2023-09-17 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	Let's say you WERE open to trading for it though. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	room_302 2023-09-17 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	What? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2023-09-17 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you don't come from a place where they barter? That's alright, here, let me explain. You got a good someone else is interested in, maybe they have something you're interested in in return, you swap those things and everyone's happy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	room_302 2023-09-17 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	I know what bartering is. But I'm not looking to get rid of the pickaxe. I want to learn how to use it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2023-09-17 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	Damn. Any weapon that got a name is also a bossass weapon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	room_302 2023-09-17 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	Really? Is that how it works? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2023-09-17 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, absolutely. All of 'em. Think of stories. You can't just have one that's like, that guy and his sword, you have to be like, Fancypants Ghoststabber and his sword (or her or their, not gender specific) Souleater, now that sounds WAY more badass, don't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	room_302 2023-09-17 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	I've stabbed ghosts. So if I name my axe that will automatically make it badass? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2023-09-18 12:09 am UTC (link)
	Sure will. Could just keep Despair, that works. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	room_302 2023-09-18 12:43 am UTC (link)
	No, not the pickaxe. I got a regular axe from my other life too. It's smaller and I don't like like an idiot when I swing it. I was wondering if I named it, if it would be a badass weapon too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2023-09-18 12:48 am UTC (link)
	So...you got two axes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	room_302 2023-09-18 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Yeah...Do you know how to use the pickaxe as a weapon? Could you teach me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2023-09-18 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Eh, I know how to use a scythe. Can't be all that different, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	room_302 2023-09-18 03:12 am UTC (link)
	They're both two handed weapons, so there's got to be some similarities. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	respectthealpha 2023-09-18 03:16 am UTC (link)
	You probably have to be pretty accurate with it, cause you only got the tip as the point of injury. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	room_302 2023-09-18 03:24 am UTC (link)
	That's what I'm worried about. I've already come close to pickaxing my own ass twice. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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