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Tweak says, "olive juice"

Will Laurence (withallmyheart) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-11-16 15:49:00

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[Text to Lan Xichen]

Xichen,

~~I've just~~ ~~This was the wors~~ ~~I have never been so morti~~ I find myself needing to remove myself from the city for at least a few hours. Would it be too much trouble if I came up to the Cloud Recesses for a little? You'd not need to entertain me if you're busy, of course, but I wouldn't say no to your company.

Yrs,
Wm. Laurence

[Text to Dorian]
Dorian,

I don't suppose you're aware of any secluded monasteries here in Vallo where I may dedicate myself in solitary penance?

Yrs,
Wm. Laurence

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	Laurence \| Lan Xichen zewujun 2021-11-17 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Only a bit. Tina and Thurvishar both send emails, sometimes with calendars or documents attached. None of them have ever been the cause of mortification, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laurence \| Lan Xichen withallmyheart 2021-11-17 01:14 am UTC (link)
	I hope very dearly that you'll never open any suspicious seeming email attachments then, and perhaps this whole terrible incident might have some good come of it. The one I opened this afternoon contained a virus that subjected myself and everyone around me to the sights and sounds of raucous copulation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laurence \| Lan Xichen zewujun 2021-11-17 02:35 am UTC (link)
	Like those moving pictures people put on the network? While you were out in public? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laurence \| Lan Xichen withallmyheart 2021-11-17 05:41 am UTC (link)
	Precisely so. I've not the slightest idea why anyone would want to send me such a thing, or why they'd create such a virus in the first place, but I could have happily lived my entire life without seeing it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Laurence \| Lan Xichen zewujun 2021-11-17 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	I've seen students do something similar with the yellow books that were popular in my home world - slipping one into someone's serious studies so they find lusty drawings in the middle of their work - but adding sound seems like a bit much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Laurence | Lan Xichen

withallmyheart
2021-11-17 01:41 pm UTC (link)

The men of my crew, too, would often purchase books filled with such illustrations, though to the best of my knowledge, it was only passed around to me who also wished to see. I suppose it's not impossible that they kept such pranks from my knowledge, knowing my feelings on the matter.

The things they were saying, Xichen. It was truly vulgar. I can never return to that coffee shop.

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