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Will Laurence (withallmyheart) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-11-16 15:49:00

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[Text to Lan Xichen]

Xichen,

~~I've just~~ ~~This was the wors~~ ~~I have never been so morti~~ I find myself needing to remove myself from the city for at least a few hours. Would it be too much trouble if I came up to the Cloud Recesses for a little? You'd not need to entertain me if you're busy, of course, but I wouldn't say no to your company.

Yrs,
Wm. Laurence

[Text to Dorian]
Dorian,

I don't suppose you're aware of any secluded monasteries here in Vallo where I may dedicate myself in solitary penance?

Yrs,
Wm. Laurence

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	withallmyheart 2021-11-16 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	>> ~~Why that obscenity?~~ >> No, I suppose not. It's too dreadful, really, but I think it's safe to say that I can never again show my face in polite society. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tevene 2021-11-16 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	>> You can't just say something juicy like that and then not elaborate >> It's rude (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withallmyheart 2021-11-16 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	>> Oh very well, the speaking of it cannot be any worse than the doing of it. >> ~~And I rather suspect you'd not be nearly as horrified as you ought.~~ >> Have you much experience with computers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tevene 2021-11-16 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	>> I've been here for over a year's time and have learned much since >> So yes, enough experience I suppose >> Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

withallmyheart
2021-11-16 11:57 pm UTC (link)

>> I've been trying to familiarize myself with the technology of this time, and so I've purchased a laptop and set up an e-mail account
>> A man purporting to be a displaced Outlander prince had e-mailed me, asking for assistance, and so I opened the file
>> Dorian, it contained not a plea for assistance, but the most godless, salacious content I've ever lain witness to.

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	tevene 2021-11-17 12:01 am UTC (link)
	>> MAKER >> Why are you so unintentionally hilarious >> I cannot stop laughing >> I also cannot send this >> DELETE DELETE DELETE >> Did it contain heterosexual pornography? >> If so, my condolences >> That would have seared my eyeballs as well (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withallmyheart 2021-11-17 12:06 am UTC (link)
	>> Yes. >> Very loud heterosexual pornography. >> I was in public, Dorian. >> The owner of the building - a woman - had to assist me. >> I would rather commit treason again than relive it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tevene 2021-11-17 12:08 am UTC (link)
	>> Oh no, it's worse when it's loud >> I'm so sorry >> How can I help you take your mind off of this travesty? >> Though on the bright side, it can be counted as a learning experience? >> At least >> Never trust a displaced prince >> Royalty in general, really >> Nothing good there (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withallmyheart 2021-11-17 12:31 am UTC (link)
	>> I don't suppose there is anything for it. >> Unless you know some magic to undo it all. >> I've always considered myself a loyal subject of the Crown. >> Though yes, lessons were learned, in regards to both trusting men named Humperdinck and in opening untrustworthy email attachments. >> A hard lesson, but a lesson nonetheless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tevene 2021-11-17 12:34 am UTC (link)
	>> Oh, it's quite easy to erase memories with magic >> It's never something I recommend, however >> I can ramble instead? >> Tell you all about Beketh, the coven I just joined >> Perhaps bring more wine at some point >> ~~A hard something, alright--~~ >> Valuable lesson indeed >> If I ever find this Humperdinck, I will not be mincing words (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

withallmyheart
2021-11-17 12:44 am UTC (link)

>> I suppose it would be unfair unless you could also clear the memory of everyone I subjected to such things as well.
>> The same Beketh who made that decedent blackberry chocolate?
>> Please, do tell me more. Some good news would not be remiss.
>> I'm headed to the Cloud Recesses to hide away for some time, but perhaps after?

>> I rather suspect there is no Prince Humperdinck at all.

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tevene
2021-11-17 12:47 am UTC (link)

>> Indeed, that very same Beketh
>> And since I like you, I will share the blackberry chocolate I now have prime access to
>> I am to teach them more offensive Necromancy spells
>> They are very...standoffish, I think? But I have been working my way into their good graces for awhile and the invitation feels well-earned
>> I will gladly bring wine and chocolate whenever you are free too, of course

>> No!
>> Awful
>> But you may be right about that
>> Humperdinck is but a mirage

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	withallmyheart 2021-11-17 12:53 am UTC (link)
	>> I would be in your debt if you would. >> But I'm glad for you. There's little more rewarding than reaching a long sought after goal. >> Perhaps I should be the one providing the wine. >> Now I suspect that you're having fun at my expense. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tevene 2021-11-17 12:56 am UTC (link)
	>> I will not complain, in that case >> A nice Merlot might go best with the dark chocolate >> Never, my dearest friend >> Even if I am certain that, one day, you will look back upon this and laugh (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withallmyheart 2021-11-17 01:19 am UTC (link)
	>> Merlot was what we had last time, was it not? I agree, it pairs quite nicely. I'll be sure to find a good one. Do you have any recommendations? >> I'm quite certain that this will haunt my nightmares until I pass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tevene 2021-11-17 01:24 am UTC (link)
	>> Hmmmm >> Something medium-bodied >> It goes well with the smoothness of chocolate >> Oh, come now >> I'll be sure to check back in with you in six months to see how true that still is (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withallmyheart 2021-11-17 05:38 am UTC (link)
	>> I'll do my best to choose something suitable. >> Hopefully I'll still not wish to crawl under a rock in sixmonth, but I suppose we'll see. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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