Tasslehoff Burrfoot (itchyfeet) wrote in valloic, @ 2021-10-06 16:56:00 |
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I have been exploring the forest for like, an entire week trying to find some super murder turkeys, but I haven't found a single one! I'm very disappointed, because super murder turkeys sound fun, especially if they're big enough to ride like the giant chickens I raced last weekend. Not that exploring the forest hasn't been fun so far, what with all the trees and the rocks and things that were trying to eat me last week, or the colony of giant spiders that I found a few days ago (I got stuck in a web, which isn't the first time I got stuck in a spider's web, but last time I did it when I was a fly so all I had to do was turn into a mouse to break free, but I couldn't really turn into an ogre or a minotaur so this time I had to wait until Rabbitslayer showed up in my hand and then I had to saw my way free and I had spiderweb stuck in my topknot for three days. Gross), and I'm pretty sure I saw a unicorn Monday, but when I tried to get closer it spooked and ran away. :(
Anyway, today there were a bunch of metal birds that kept swooping to attack me?? My hoopak and Rabbitslayer weren't too much good, so I had to run back to the spider colony and get them stuck in all the webs there. I feel a little bad though, because I don't think that spiders can eat metal? I don't know, maybe giant spiders can, since normal spiders can't eat kender either, and that didn't seem to stop them. I hope I don't give them indigestion though!