Roy Harper is No One's Sidekick (imnosidekick) wrote in valarnet, @ 2013-02-08 12:34:00 |
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Current mood: | amused |
Entry tags: | oliver queen (green arrow), roy harper (red arrow) ii, sister jude martin |
An Open Letter To Whoever Is Dating My Godfather:
Dear woman who has somehow been suckered into dating Oliver Queen,
I am so so very sorry. ...No that's unfair to him and you, I mean you probably got sucked in by the charm, a lot of people have over the years and he's not that bad, really, just...
Ollie and relationships are just one of those things. It doesn't tend to go well in the long term mostly because he manages to somehow fuck them up for himself a few months down the line. I mean, he doesn't do it on purpose but he sort of self sabotages and you'll end up incredibly annoyed and disgusted before very long.
It isn't that he's not a good man. It's more that he's, well, you know the term manchild? I think that it was actually invented for how he approaches personal relationships. You know the bull and china shop cliche? That's Ollie in relationships.
God knows, I don't want to know about whether or not the sex is good, I'm assuming it is, because most of his relationships tend to feature awesome sex, according to him, but uh, be warned that outside of the sex, you're dealing with a whole new set of issues you might not be aware of right now.
I'm sure you're really an awesome gal and all, but uh...from someone who has known him for 20 years now ,and lived with him for six of them...
I just thought it was fair to warn you.
-Roy Harper