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James Potter is a bit of an idiot. (pliablemahogany) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-12-28 20:36:00

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derpy hooves, james potter, nick fury, remus lupin, severus snape, thor odinson

So. Good news and bad news.

The good news! Lily and baby boy Potter are doing well and everything is great. ~~Except I swear to fucking God I will kill Bellatrix if I ever run into~~

The bad news is we have no idea about a name since we were absolutely not prepared, so we're taking suggestions. Thoughts?

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	prince_snape 2012-12-29 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Congratulations! No ideas on names. Good luck with that. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pliablemahogany 2012-12-29 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Oh, well, you're no help then, big surprise. Seriously, I'm at a loss. The doctor was a woman with a girly name, for pity's sake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prince_snape 2012-12-29 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Apologies. Steven? Jacob? Kenneth? You could follow in the footsteps of ~~decidedly dim-witted~~ celebrities and call him something unusual, like Tree or Granite. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pliablemahogany 2012-12-29 05:55 am UTC (link)
	Stupid, boring, white-trashy. And God, no. I think those kids should get to sue the second they turn 18. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prince_snape 2012-12-29 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Indeed. Ah, perhaps instead of suggestions, I can give you a list of names to avoid? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pliablemahogany 2012-12-29 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Maybe we can write them all down and put them in a hat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	prince_snape 2012-12-29 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Give yourselves veto power, and that should be a solid plan. If you draw one that you absolutely abhor, you can always veto it. If you draw one and it sounds like a good fit, then it is. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	eye_on_you 2012-12-29 06:27 am UTC (link)
	First off, congratulations. ...Pick a relative or friend's name maybe? Worst legal name I ever came across in a case was Loinsworth. Loinsworth. I am deadly serious about that. No wonder the guy became a career criminal. Think I'd have snapped too. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pliablemahogany 2012-12-29 06:28 am UTC (link)
	See, that's the thing. Names set it up for life. This is a critical problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eye_on_you 2012-12-29 07:11 am UTC (link)
	Definitely. I mean think about poor little Tallulah Does The Hula From Hawaii. That poor kid. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	answertoten 2012-12-29 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Lily had the baby? But I thought she wasn't due quite yet. Is everything alright? Also, Congratulations. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Remus pliablemahogany 2012-12-29 06:52 am UTC (link)
	No, she went into premature labor. It turned out all right, but... ... you've had some of the dreams, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James answertoten 2012-12-29 06:58 am UTC (link)
	No, I've yet to experience any of these dreams that the rest of you have. What does this have to do with Lily going into premature labor? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Remus pliablemahogany 2012-12-29 07:00 am UTC (link)
	A woman who is a villain in the dreams decided on being one here too, that's all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James answertoten 2012-12-29 07:04 am UTC (link)
	So, this woman caused Lily's early labor? Is there anything you can do about it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Remus pliablemahogany 2012-12-29 07:11 am UTC (link)
	I don't know yet. Trust me, Lils is very capable of handling herself too, but my God, I hate that woman. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thepowerofthor 2012-12-29 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Kent. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pliablemahogany 2012-12-29 07:00 am UTC (link)
	... hey. Wait. That doesn't suck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thepowerofthor 2012-12-29 07:10 am UTC (link)
	I'm glad you agree. It's an old name, a name both associated with hard work and with ancient royalty. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spider_nerd 2012-12-29 07:30 am UTC (link)
	Stephen Hawking Potter. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pliablemahogany 2012-12-29 07:31 am UTC (link)
	Veto. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	son_of_martyrs 2012-12-29 10:12 am UTC (link)
	Damn it, now I have a brother to help raise, make sure you don't turn him into a tacky tie wearer. Kidding though, glad to see you and mom are okay, and the kid. We should name the kid Remus, give that name a bit of a redemption? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	pliablemahogany 2012-12-29 10:13 am UTC (link)
	But then he'll grow up to be boring and wear ties that are only tasteful or something. Remus, do you wear ties? I honestly can't remember. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	son_of_martyrs 2012-12-29 10:17 am UTC (link)
	But you don't know that. We could actually make the name Remus cool or something, if we teach the kid not to wear tasteful ties and do... whatever it is Remus does. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	what_went_wrong 2012-12-29 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	I named my parakeet Mr. Spock! I think that's a good name! (Reply to this)