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Tweak says, " I think I preferred "Mother"."

James Bond is reporting for duty. (shakenotstir) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2012-12-16 16:15:00

Entry tags:

alice ayres, alice liddell, jack harkness, james bond (007), navi, nick fury, oliver wood, pete wisdom, sydney bristow

I'm afraid I've failed to introduce myself, as people seem to do on these things.

The name's Bond.

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	offinherhead 2012-12-17 12:20 am UTC (link)
	~~you're bloody kidding me~~ Hullo. You probably should have stayed off this thing, we're all a little odd here. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shakenotstir 2012-12-17 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Is that a fact? Interesting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	offinherhead 2012-12-17 12:23 am UTC (link)
	It's certainly fact, not fiction. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mister_wisdom 2012-12-17 12:26 am UTC (link)
	~~BlooooooooooooooooodyHell.~~ ...'ello, Bond. ~~James Bond.~~ Welcome to the mad house. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shakenotstir 2012-12-17 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Strange, I seem to be hearing the words 'odd' and 'mad' with surprising regularity. Surely California isn't that bizarre. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mister_wisdom 2012-12-17 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Wait and see, I suppose? I expect that at least half of the crazy will land on you, via this network. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	eye_on_you 2012-12-17 12:34 am UTC (link)
	~~What,seriously? And you're not working for ME?~~ Bond. Welcome to the playground. Nick Fury. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shakenotstir 2012-12-17 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Pleased to meet you, Mr. Fury. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	freelancer 2012-12-17 12:42 am UTC (link)
	How has Orange County been treating you so far? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shakenotstir 2012-12-17 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Decent, Syd. As always, lovely to see you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	loveisenough 2012-12-17 12:43 am UTC (link)
	I certainly hope that's your family name and your parents didn't give you that as your first name. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shakenotstir 2012-12-17 12:58 am UTC (link)
	That would be strange, wouldn't it? James is the first name. And who might you be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loveisenough 2012-12-17 01:01 am UTC (link)
	It'd certainly make you rethink your relationship with your parents. James is a good first name, nice and traditional. I'm Alice Ayres. Pleased to meet you, Mr. Bond. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shakenotstir 2012-12-17 01:12 am UTC (link)
	I suppose it would. Very pleased likewise, Miss Ayres. Tell me, what are you up to this evening? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loveisenough 2012-12-17 01:38 am UTC (link)
	I was going to try out a new tea I bought and crack open a new book. Why do you ask, Mister Bond? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shakenotstir 2012-12-17 01:40 am UTC (link)
	Merely soliciting suggestions for my own night, Miss Ayres. No intention to be rude, I assure you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loveisenough 2012-12-17 01:41 am UTC (link)
	I do know a few particularly nice restaurants, if you need suggestions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shakenotstir 2012-12-17 01:42 am UTC (link)
	Dining alone? My dear, that simply wouldn't do. Care to join me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loveisenough 2012-12-17 01:46 am UTC (link)
	I'd love to. It would be unneighborly of me to have you lost and alone in a new city. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shakenotstir 2012-12-17 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Your civic minded altruism is quite charming, Miss Ayres. I'm looking forward to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loveisenough 2012-12-17 01:55 am UTC (link)
	I try to be kind to strangers. I'm looking forward to it too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alice celticpride 2012-12-17 07:50 am UTC (link)
	Shall I vacate tonight? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Oliver loveisenough 2012-12-17 07:58 am UTC (link)
	I'll text you if it comes to that. I'm not that charming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alice celticpride 2012-12-17 08:05 am UTC (link)
	I seem to recall our arrangement starting off in similar fashion over a cuppa. You really are that charming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Oliver loveisenough 2012-12-17 08:08 am UTC (link)
	You're just saying that because you like me. I'll text you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alice celticpride 2012-12-17 08:11 am UTC (link)
	Have a fun time, love. He looks quite fit! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Oliver loveisenough 2012-12-17 08:16 am UTC (link)
	Right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alice celticpride 2012-12-17 08:18 am UTC (link)
	I'm almost a wee bit jealous of your conquests. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Oliver loveisenough 2012-12-17 08:27 am UTC (link)
	... what, you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alice celticpride 2012-12-17 08:37 am UTC (link)
	That's what I said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Oliver loveisenough 2012-12-17 08:40 am UTC (link)
	I don't really have conquests! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alice celticpride 2012-12-17 08:43 am UTC (link)
	Alright. Jealous of your fabulous taste in men. Better? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Oliver loveisenough 2012-12-17 08:45 am UTC (link)
	Do you want to borrow some? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alice celticpride 2012-12-17 08:52 am UTC (link)
	~~Maybe~~ Just come home and tell me all about Mr. Bond. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	heyheylisten 2012-12-17 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Hi. I bet you smell good. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shakenotstir 2012-12-17 12:59 am UTC (link)
	I can honestly say I've never had someone say that to me before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyheylisten 2012-12-17 01:02 am UTC (link)
	And yet I don't think I'm wrong! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	j_harkness 2012-12-17 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Bond? So... is that your first name, last name, or only name sort of like Pink? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shakenotstir 2012-12-17 01:49 am UTC (link)
	I believe this was covered before, but first name is James. And you are? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	j_harkness 2012-12-17 01:58 am UTC (link)
	That's what I get for skimming the network and not reading everyone's replies to you. Jack Harkness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shakenotstir 2012-12-17 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Pleased to meet you indeed, Jack. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	celticpride 2012-12-17 07:48 am UTC (link)
	Hiya Bond. I'm Oliver Wood. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	shakenotstir 2012-12-17 07:49 am UTC (link)
	Footballer, if I'm not mistaken? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	celticpride 2012-12-17 07:52 am UTC (link)
	Depends... Are you a Rangers supporter? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shakenotstir 2012-12-17 07:52 am UTC (link)
	Blue Lions, actually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	celticpride 2012-12-17 07:56 am UTC (link)
	I can accept that, seeing as how they're in a different league. Aye, I'm the footballer. Pleased to meet you, Bond. You originally from Fulham, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shakenotstir 2012-12-17 07:58 am UTC (link)
	No, it's a later, acquired taste. Only have time to keep up with Premier these days, but thought I recognized your face from the times I managed otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	celticpride 2012-12-17 08:04 am UTC (link)
	Well, cheers mate! SPL isn't as widely spread as Premier. To tell you the truth, I probably follow it more than I do my own league as well. (Reply to this) (Parent)