Montgomery Scott is a miracle worker (warp_speed) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-12-15 21:55:00 |
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Entry tags: | amy pond, james kirk, montgomery scott, navi, nyota uhura, tinkerbell |
I've returned to Orange County, laddies and lassies! Thanks in part to the notoriety involving a certain space adventure...and breaking up with my then girlfriend...I went home to Scotland for a wee while. It was there that I was tapped on the shoulder by Irn Bru (power drink of the universe and most excellent rust removal agent) to do a commercial and bring back a lifetime supply. I also went back because I had to visit my dear auld maw in hospital after she nearly exploded her aorta. She'll survive the latest heart attack and they've warned her off fatty foods...but we all know how that'll go.
I told her to stop bursting with pride over her son's accomplishments. I do feel bad for saying it. I'm horrible. I know it. And...that's why I'm bringing you horrible holiday things! Because if it's already horrible, then it cannae get any worse!
So? Did I miss anything?