Dick Greyson (nightwinging_it) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-11-01 14:03:00 |
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Entry tags: | azula, dick grayson (nightwing), lin beifong |
What the...
I woke up with one of those Baby Think It Overs from the high school parenting classes screeching in my ear. It was wearing a little satiny prince costume complete with a spraypainted crown. I've also had emails from the interns with photos of the cubicle maze I constructed and me...posing in it, in one of the really really GOOD spinny chairs.
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On the one hand, I got congratulated for having the balls to wear those pants for an entire weekend. On the other? I was JARETH THE GOBLIN KING. I figured out the school that the thing belongs to, ran the baby over there at lunch, after I'd jammed it in a cooler in my trunk so it would shut the ever loving fuck UP, and turned it in to the teacher there. Who decided, since we were there and all, to show me the software and what it said about my parenting skills.
...Apparently I'd been taking excellent care of it until the cooler/trunk incident, which would have gotten me reported to CPS, and would have made me fail the project.
...Clearly I'm not ready for children... But Jareth the Goblin King is parenting material?
...Who fucking knew?