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Couple of screws loose ([info]quite_vexing) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2020-07-22 17:29:00

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Entry tags:christy nord (petra), harley quinn, leonard mccoy, sara lance (white canary)

Hypothetical Question.

Say you get a diamond in your dreams.

An' this diamond has information hidden on it to access a vast fortune in said dreams.

Would ya attempt to see if that fortune exists here in the waking world?

And then what would you do with all that money?

Asking for a friend.


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[info]taer_alsafer
2020-07-22 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Hey
Hi
Listen, I'm sorry for just bailing without a

I would absolutely try to see if that fortune exists here in the waking world. What would I have to lose?

I think I'd buy myself a yacht if it did exist. Or a bar. A bar yacht?

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-22 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Do I know you? You seem familiar. ;P

Technically the fortune ain't even mine so if I was a good person I'd keep it in trust for her.

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[info]taer_alsafer
2020-07-22 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, okay, I probably deserve that. How've you been?

But if it came from your dreams, isn't it technically yours? All this who-owns-what from the dreams thing is a little confusing.

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-22 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Been busy! Got some new dreams of an alternate me!

See my job was to get this diamond for this gangster.

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[info]taer_alsafer
2020-07-22 10:13 pm UTC (link)
How many is that now?

Ah, see, I think by virtue of being a gangster (and a dream gangster at that!), they've already forfeited any claim to the money they might have had.

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-22 10:16 pm UTC (link)
Lost count! At least 3 or 4!

Ah, see, this is the lost Bertinelli fortune, and the gangster wants it to like... I don't know buy a gold rolls royce or something, not really paying attention to that.

Pretty sure the Bertinelli's weren't on the up and up either.

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[info]taer_alsafer
2020-07-22 11:38 pm UTC (link)
I don't know how you manage to keep them all straight in your head. I have enough trouble trying to separate my one set of dreams from my real life.

Yes. All of that screams "don't bother with a trust fund, take their money" to me. Crime doesn't pay, and all that.

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-23 01:25 am UTC (link)
Couple of them are harder than others. The WW2 one is the easiest one.

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[info]taer_alsafer
2020-07-23 02:02 am UTC (link)
I guess the further away they are from your real life, the easier it would be.

So, what would you do if you discovered this Bertinelli's fotune here?

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-23 07:15 am UTC (link)
Sex on a bed of benjamins.

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[info]taer_alsafer
2020-08-05 02:40 am UTC (link)
...I can't believe I didn't think of that myself.

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[info]fallengoddess
2020-07-22 10:06 pm UTC (link)
I probably would. And I don’t know. Start with a nice vacation.

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-22 10:11 pm UTC (link)
Actually got a bit saved up from my last crime spree. Money ain't tight, and if I go on vacay who'll listen to all you wackos and help you with your problems!

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[info]fallengoddess
2020-07-22 11:59 pm UTC (link)
Help us with our problems?

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-23 01:25 am UTC (link)
I'm a shrink, I get to listen to people an' give them advice.

Sometimes I gotta tell 'em to pull down their pants and slide on the ice, cuz the only way to not be crazy is to let yourself be a little crazy.

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[info]fallengoddess
2020-07-24 02:07 am UTC (link)
Really? You're a shrink?

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-24 04:58 am UTC (link)
Crazy ain't it?

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[info]fallengoddess
2020-07-28 04:39 am UTC (link)
Little bit.

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-28 05:02 am UTC (link)
Just means I know the difference between crazy and crazy

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[info]fallengoddess
2020-07-29 04:46 am UTC (link)
I guess that might be true.

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-29 04:53 am UTC (link)
Pretty sure it is kiddo!

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[info]youreadamnfool
2020-07-23 06:32 am UTC (link)
I'd look for it in the waking world. Not sure if I'd really believe I can find it, but I'd at least look.

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-23 07:22 am UTC (link)
Not a bad idea!

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[info]youreadamnfool
2020-07-23 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Is this treasure an ancient one? Because there would be a better chance it's here too, I'd think.

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-23 10:35 pm UTC (link)
Nah, we're talking one of those swiss bank account type dealios.

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[info]youreadamnfool
2020-07-24 05:02 am UTC (link)
If the people involved in the account are here outside your Dreams, then the account may still exist, or at least it might if they're still the type to use one.

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-24 05:14 am UTC (link)
Interestin' thought. In the dreams the entire family was wiped out to get to the account, 'cept the kid lived only no one knew it.

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[info]youreadamnfool
2020-07-24 05:18 am UTC (link)
If they're alive here, I bet they're still the type who would use a Swiss bank account. I'd say look for it here and see if it's there. Can't hurt to try, at any rate.

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-24 05:47 am UTC (link)
Yeah can't hurt to look and I ain't afraid of the mob!

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[info]youreadamnfool
2020-07-24 05:49 am UTC (link)
Oh, if it's the mob then I'm pretty sure there's something around. Hope you find it.

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-24 05:55 am UTC (link)
It'll be an adventure.

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[info]geokinetical
2020-07-23 07:58 am UTC (link)
I mean, I totally would try and find out if this fortune was real in this world. I don't quite know what I'd do if I found all the money, though. Give the diamond back to whoever's fortune it was? After maybe taking like... a 10% finders fee?

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-23 10:35 pm UTC (link)
I COULD hold it in trust for her!

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[info]geokinetical
2020-07-27 08:45 pm UTC (link)
That makes sense! Do you know the person in the real world?

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-27 08:58 pm UTC (link)
Nope!

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[info]geokinetical
2020-07-28 10:13 am UTC (link)
Oh. Then... is it wrong if you keep it? If it comes through from the dreams it's yours, right?

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-28 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like good advice!

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[info]geokinetical
2020-07-29 09:25 am UTC (link)
So now I think you're rich? Pretty sure that's how it works, right?

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[info]quite_vexing
2020-07-29 09:32 am UTC (link)
Yep! Pretty sure!

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