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Tweak says, "Choosy moms choose Jif!"

barton (awcoffee) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2020-07-21 20:32:00

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cirilla fiona elen riannon, clint barton (hawkeye)

how do i get myself listed as a danger to my own safety? is that possible? can you get a restraining order against yourself? or dream self?

i swear i can smell the gunpowder. no number of showers will be enough.

[ message to ciri ]
i blew up. dream blew up anyway. i really could use a drink. fancy one?

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	[Clint \| Ciri] zireaelofcintra 2020-07-21 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	You dream blew up? Are you okay? :/ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[Clint \| Ciri] awcoffee 2020-07-21 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	i think so? idk. i am pretty sure that's it and i'm dead. i can still smell the smoke. i might need a few more showers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint \| Ciri] zireaelofcintra 2020-07-21 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Do you want me to bring alcohol to your place instead? That way you can just shower with one arm sticking out the shower for whiskey refills. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint \| Ciri] awcoffee 2020-07-21 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	you have the best fucking ideas do you know that? that sounds perfect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint \| Ciri] zireaelofcintra 2020-07-21 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	I’m under appreciated in my day, so thank you for acknowledging me. How long do you need to pretend to be decent before I head over? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint \| Ciri] awcoffee 2020-07-21 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	well that's a fucking shame. too long. so long as you don't give a shit about this place being a mess? feel free whenever. my neighbours stole my dog so you can feel free to let yourself in too. i might need to live in the shower for an hour. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

[Clint | Ciri]

zireaelofcintra
2020-07-21 08:41 pm UTC (link)

At the very least you’re there to make me feel a little less unappreciated.

I don’t give a shit about your place being a mess. I’m also hoping that your neighbour stealing your dog is a willing steal rather than an unwilling because it’d be a waste to break a bottle of liquor over their heads to get Lucky back.

it’s fine, I’ll just sit in the bathroom and keep filling your glass until you feel clean.

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[Clint | Ciri]

awcoffee
2020-07-21 08:52 pm UTC (link)

happy to do it. especially when you have brilliant ideas.

the kids are trying to learn responsibility and their mom asked for lucky cause he's such a fucking dream. so they'll have him until the weekend with visits because obviously i cannot not see my dog. they're cute kids. at least this way i'm not whining into lucky's neck while he's utterly confused.

you really are a saviour.

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[Clint | Ciri]

zireaelofcintra
2020-07-21 08:54 pm UTC (link)

Most of my ideas involve alcohol and things that would get anyone else into serious amounts of trouble. It’s no wonder they appeal to you ;)

That’s nice of you, to let them puppy-sit for a while. And it’ll stop him from getting stressed out too while you’re dealing with this.

It’s been said once or twice. Could stand to hear it a few more times though. How many bottles do you think we’ll need?

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	[Clint \| Ciri] awcoffee 2020-07-21 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	they are the best ideas. almost genius ideas. the poor guy gets stressed enough with my idiocy. i think he's enjoying all the attention. gonna need to really work to lure him home. i'd go for two if you want any. three might be a bit too much. but there's beer in the fridge if it's imperative to drink more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint \| Ciri] zireaelofcintra 2020-07-21 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Almost genius. Not quite, though if I ever manage to work out how to teleport myself from one place to another without actually having to put on acceptable outside clothes, I’ll have cracked genius. Lucky’s gorgeous. Next time I want to hang out with both of you. Two works. As if I’ll let you drink alone. Traumatised dreamers love company, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint \| Ciri] awcoffee 2020-07-21 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	if you manage that they need to give you like all the prizes and just let you rule the world. very doable. i'm sure i could get a visitation soon or something. i'm pretty sure that traumatised dreamers keep the liquor companies in business and make up 70% of the support groups around here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint \| Ciri] zireaelofcintra 2020-07-21 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like a plan. Though ruling isn’t really in my nature, so I can just do it by proxy, right? Yes, please. Maybe not when we’re going to get shitfaced. I wouldn’t be surprised, considering some of us have such really fucking traumatic dreams. Okay, I’m leaving. I’ll be with you in about 45 minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint \| Ciri] awcoffee 2020-07-21 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	sure. who is gonna say anything, i mean who wants to have that much work to do? that's probably not the best situation to have the dog around for no. awesome. door's unlocked. i doubt anyone will break in but feel free to lock it behind you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[Clint \| Ciri] zireaelofcintra 2020-07-21 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	See you soon. (Reply to this) (Parent)