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Felix Dawkins ([info]suburbiaphobic) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2019-12-13 02:17:00

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Entry tags:alice bell, eliot waugh, felix dawkins, roman godfrey

I was just saw an article about some kind of new fish that looks like a bloody penis! If I hadn't read the headline, I would have thought it was a penis. And of course they're washing up on a beach here in California. Did anyone else see this? I'm deliberately not including the article, because I know that everyone will be curious enough to google it themselves.


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[info]curiousalice
2019-12-14 03:49 am UTC (link)
...I really wish I hadn't googled that.

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[info]suburbiaphobic
2019-12-18 03:30 am UTC (link)
But you were simply too curious not to.

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[info]curiousalice
2019-12-18 04:24 pm UTC (link)
I had to see if they actually looked how I was imagining. And the picture of some in a bowl made me regret the choice.

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[info]suburbiaphobic
2019-12-21 06:56 am UTC (link)
I didn't see that picture. It might take awhile, but eventually, I'm sure the image will fade from your memory.

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[info]curiousalice
2019-12-24 02:06 pm UTC (link)
Want me to share it? I'm pretty sure I can still find it.

Yeah. I'm about to dive into the mindless youtube videos to help erase it.

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[info]suburbiaphobic
2019-12-27 06:33 am UTC (link)
Thanks, but I'm sure I can find it if I google 'bowl of penis fish'.

Good luck.

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[info]curiousalice
2019-12-28 01:13 am UTC (link)
You'll be looking for the red one.

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[info]suburbiaphobic
2019-12-30 11:00 pm UTC (link)
I'll keep an eye out for it.

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[info]literalhighking
2019-12-14 03:53 am UTC (link)
I did and then spent the next two hours looking up everything on them I could find...Because how could I not?

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[info]suburbiaphobic
2019-12-18 03:31 am UTC (link)
I should have sent you the picture when I first saw it.

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[info]literalhighking
2019-12-18 04:26 pm UTC (link)
You really should have. It would have given me something to laugh about.

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[info]suburbiaphobic
2019-12-21 06:57 am UTC (link)
Next time I see a picture of something shaped like a penis I'll remember to send it to you.

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[info]literalhighking
2019-12-24 02:06 pm UTC (link)
Promise?

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[info]suburbiaphobic
2019-12-27 06:34 am UTC (link)
I promise.

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In fact, I know of one thing that's penis shaped that I could send you a picture of now. ;)

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[info]literalhighking
2019-12-28 01:49 am UTC (link)
Oh you do? Is it what I'm thinking it is?

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[info]suburbiaphobic
2019-12-30 11:02 pm UTC (link)
It just might be. Are you alone?

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[info]literalhighking
2019-12-31 06:13 pm UTC (link)
I even have my office door closed.

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[info]suburbiaphobic
2020-01-02 02:25 am UTC (link)
Alright, check your phone in a few moments.

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[info]sheeeyut
2019-12-14 03:27 pm UTC (link)
If that's what penises people have seen look like, I recommend they see a doctor.

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[info]suburbiaphobic
2019-12-18 03:32 am UTC (link)
So they don't look exactly like penises, but if you were scrolling by quickly, you'd definitely think that's what you'd just seen.

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[info]sheeeyut
2019-12-18 03:38 pm UTC (link)
Looks more like a bloated, diseased gallbladder.

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[info]suburbiaphobic
2019-12-21 06:57 am UTC (link)
I've never really seen a gallbladder, so I wouldn't know.

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[info]sheeeyut
2019-12-22 10:40 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't subject you to it.

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[info]suburbiaphobic
2019-12-27 06:35 am UTC (link)
I appreciate that, Roman.

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