Sam Merlotte (samshifts) wrote in valarnet, @ 2019-06-19 11:42:00 |
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Entry tags: | carol danvers (captain marvel), davin jaqobis, katherine pierce, sam merlotte |
So apparently I need to have a talk with my employees about what I do and don’t want texts about. I know some of them are on here so they can skip the meeting by seeing this, and because they aren’t the ones doing this anyway. Sad when the younger ones got more sense than some of the guys and girls my age. Or hell older even. Those of you who don’t work for me might be able to make use of these guidelines too so here goes:
Do text me:
1)You’re going to be late.
2)You’re sick and not coming in.
3)Family emergency and not coming in.
4)You’re picking up someone’s shift.
5)Someone else is picking up your shift.
6)You can work a weekend/holiday after all.
7)You want extra hours
Don’t text me:
1)You’re horny.
2)You’re high.
3)You want to get high
4)You’d suck a dick to get high - yes that is one I got
5The other manager ‘cussed you out’ - we have audio on our cameras and I do check those recording so I’ll know what got said by both sides
6)That you think one of your coworkers is hot.
7)That you want to borrow money for drugs
[Carol]
Fuck I need a drink right now. You want to join?
[Alex]
So when do they stop being overgrown teenagers and turn into fucking adults with brains of their own that they actually use?
[Davin]
How you settling in?