Tony Stark is a Piping Hot Mess (avengingstuff) wrote in valarnet, @ 2019-05-27 22:47:00 |
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Entry tags: | damon salvatore, haruhi fujioka, kara danvers (supergirl) |
(Posted around 6pm)
IT'S MY BIIIRTHDAAAAYYYYYYY!
*ahem* So. What are you doing next week? Cancel those plans because you're going to my party. Yeah, it's a party. It's a big, bad-ass birthday party and you're all invited. Here's some deets, because I even got a party planner and everything.
- We cleaned up the wreckage in the penthouse in Stark Tower and it's gonna be there, on the top floor, because it's about to go down and we can do massive property damage without caring. Who wants to care about stuff at a party? Not me, that's who.
- Open bar but you better believe we're carding so don't even think about pulling some shit, kids. There's gonna be one of those awesome fountain drink machines for people who prefer to stay sober (spoiler: not me)
- Catered high class snacks, all you can eat
- Catered low class snacks too because who doesn't just love a good dorito pie
- I made the best DJ in LA come down here to rock it out with us, he hates me now but he'll live
- The biggest cake, and it's all cake, no strippers hiding inside it to mislead you about how much cake there is.
- Spotlights and fireworks and confetti canons
- Everyone gets a taxi home I reserved a bunch of them
- You can come and YOU can come and YOUUUU can come, like. Seriously you are all invited. Even Damon. Come meet me in person and call me old. I'm older than I've ever been, it's accurate.
- Starts at 6pm on the 31st, which is a few days late but like hey - A party like this ain't a weeknight deal. Ends... whenever we run out of food, or alcohol, or maybe if the police show up and make us stop.
- If you're under 18 and not accompanied by a parental unit your name better be Pidge and you better behave yourself.
Bring me presents if you want. I like chocolate, good burgers, and not dying pizza.