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Anna of Arendelle will knock you out (punchyprincess) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2019-05-23 19:50:00

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anna of arendelle, elsa of arendelle, gwen stacy (ghost spider), martha jones, mitch rapp, ozma, thor odinson, vanessa cleveland

I forgot how forward American guys were. I had a guy over to fix the air conditioner today, he thought my offering him a drink was a code for Please remove your pants.

So that happened.

I turned around to give him a freaking water bottle and his pants were down. No wonder he's single.

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	rapp 2019-05-24 04:07 am UTC (link)
	That's fucked up. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	punchyprincess 2019-05-24 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Right? Since when does water bottle mean sex? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rapp 2019-05-24 04:10 am UTC (link)
	When you find out the answer to this question, let me know because I have no idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	punchyprincess 2019-05-24 04:18 am UTC (link)
	People are ridiculous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rapp 2019-05-24 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Yes, they are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	punchyprincess 2019-05-24 04:22 am UTC (link)
	I should have booked him a private room at the hospital. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rapp 2019-05-24 04:25 am UTC (link)
	Why would you want to do that for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	punchyprincess 2019-05-24 04:27 am UTC (link)
	An extra charge on his bill. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rapp 2019-05-24 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Did you really break his jaw? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	punchyprincess 2019-05-24 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Yep. Cracking noises and everything. Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rapp 2019-05-24 04:38 am UTC (link)
	I was just asking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	punchyprincess 2019-05-24 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Fair. I didn't hold back, but I mean he jumped me. It startled me. Dude tried to pin me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rapp 2019-05-24 04:44 am UTC (link)
	He deserved what you gave him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	punchyprincess 2019-05-24 04:45 am UTC (link)
	I thought so. Hey, I'm Anna. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rapp 2019-05-24 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Hey, Anna. I'm Mitch. So how's your hand? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	punchyprincess 2019-05-24 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Nice to internet meet you? That's lame, but true. Hey. It hurts a little, but I put some ice on it. I'm more annoyed he didn't even finish fixing the AC. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rapp 2019-05-24 05:15 am UTC (link)
	It is nice to virtually meet you. You should probably get it looked at tomorrow. He was too busy dropping his pants and then getting his ass kicked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	punchyprincess 2019-05-24 05:18 am UTC (link)
	You too. Yea if it's swollen or anything I will. Yeah, now I gotta find a new dude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rapp 2019-05-24 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Good. That's going to be fun. Hopefully, the next one wont do anything stupid. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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