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captainpoppins ([info]captainpoppins) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2019-05-04 10:57:00

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Entry tags:alice liddell, anakin skywalker, clint barton (hawkeye), neena thurman (domino), yondu udonta

Okay what the hell are these things?? Wierdest, loudest damn creatures I ever seen. And I thought Rocket was bad.

First there were a bunch in the yard that Kraglin chased off and then I get to my ship and they're freakin' everywhere! They're makin' nests IN my ship!

I JUST FINISHED PUTTIN' HER TOGETHER.


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[info]darkforcerising
2019-05-05 06:13 am UTC (link)
But they're so cute!

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-05 09:19 pm UTC (link)
Puppies are cute. Baby Groot is cute. These things are a pain in my ass. They're infesting the Quadrant!

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-05-05 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Baby what?

They are soft and cuddly and you just have to keep an eye on them.

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-05 09:41 pm UTC (link)
Baby Groot. In the Dreams he's an itty bitty tree like alien that's with the Guardians of the Galaxy. I think he grew out of the remnants of the bigger fella they had with him on Xandar that looked the same and only said the same three words "I am Groot."

Well if you want to adopt a whole bunch of 'em then come by the junk yard and help me get them the hell off my ship!

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-05-05 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Ooookay.

I'll stop by. Have you tried tempting them with food?

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-08 02:40 am UTC (link)
It's a long story. I'll tell it to ya' when ya' get here.

The hell do these things even eat?? Besides my sanity.

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-05-08 02:43 am UTC (link)
I'm going to guess they are omnivores like birds. So worms and seeds?

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-08 02:45 am UTC (link)
You want me to go to Home Depot to get these demon birds some birdseed? I have half a mind to skewer the lot with the Yaka arrow. it worked in the dreams for Taserface's crew

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-05-08 02:48 am UTC (link)
If you want. It might keep them away from your ship.

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-14 05:43 pm UTC (link)
I ain't wastin' money on these things. I'll have Kraglin chase as many as he can before you get here.

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-05-14 07:10 pm UTC (link)
Okay, but I’m not killing any of them for you.

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-22 03:19 am UTC (link)
Fine. dang Millenials

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