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captainpoppins ([info]captainpoppins) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2019-05-04 10:57:00

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Entry tags:alice liddell, anakin skywalker, clint barton (hawkeye), neena thurman (domino), yondu udonta

Okay what the hell are these things?? Wierdest, loudest damn creatures I ever seen. And I thought Rocket was bad.

First there were a bunch in the yard that Kraglin chased off and then I get to my ship and they're freakin' everywhere! They're makin' nests IN my ship!

I JUST FINISHED PUTTIN' HER TOGETHER.


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[info]awcoffee
2019-05-04 06:52 pm UTC (link)
looks like everyone just loves hanging out with you, eh?

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-05 01:56 am UTC (link)
If I'm gonna be popular, I'd rather be popular with the ladies.

Not these screeching penguin rejects.

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[info]awcoffee
2019-05-05 10:36 am UTC (link)
i think you'd need to be less grumpy for that old man.

are they loud? i can't tell. lucky chased them all outta our place.

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-05 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Who you callin' old?? And I'll have you know that in the dreams I'm quite the ladies man.

Hell yeah they're loud. Screeching like somethin' is constantly bitin' em. Sounds like somethin' between a penguin and that stupid rubber chicken toy Peter got Kraglin.

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[info]awcoffee
2019-05-05 10:00 pm UTC (link)
you? you do realise you play the father figure to two fully grown fuck ups, right? i'm sure you are, space pirates are undoubtedly sexy. grumpiness is not.

never been so thankful my hearing is compromised.

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-08 02:39 am UTC (link)
Wait, you think of me as a father f

Still ain't old. Old is when someone's in a walker in an old folks home.

I'll have you know it's part of the charm.

And I never wished so bad mine was. Someone on here says they taste pretty good. Might try that.

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[info]awcoffee
2019-05-09 10:30 am UTC (link)
that's the excessive side of old, yeah.

i dunno, i have more luck when i'm not a grumpy shit you know.

at the very least the rest might scarper if they are in fear for their life. might get louder too.

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-14 05:40 pm UTC (link)
Yeah? How that workin' out for you?

We'll see. Be nice to practice the arrow on live movin' targets for once.

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[info]awcoffee
2019-05-14 06:08 pm UTC (link)
the last three girls i've slept with weren't serial killers. i think that's pretty high standards for me.

you're a cruel man, yondu.

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-22 03:15 am UTC (link)
Heh. Good job, Barton.

Comes with the Southern Boy/Space Pirate gig, kid.

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[info]awcoffee
2019-05-22 01:46 pm UTC (link)
i never get a well done for the important things.

you should lead with space pirate btw.

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[info]godplaysdice
2019-05-04 07:47 pm UTC (link)
I found like 6 of them nesting on my wheelchair this morning. Thankfully they're leaving my bar alone so far.

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-05 01:58 am UTC (link)
Well at least I'm not alone findin' these things. What'd you do with the ones you found?

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[info]godplaysdice
2019-05-13 05:05 am UTC (link)
Told them that was my chair and when they wouldn't move, I threatened to shoot them.

But I guess they'd never heard of guns, so in the end I had to just push them off the chair and onto the floor.

Pretty sure I'm going to find 12 of them under the bed next time I look.

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-14 05:42 pm UTC (link)
Heh. So long as they don't multiply like that Gremlins movie.

Why can't we get like, an epidemic of really good booze magically showin' up instead of space penguins?

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[info]godplaysdice
2019-05-14 06:43 pm UTC (link)
Probably because we *want* an epidemic of magically showing up good booze everywhere. Hell, if we do get one of those I'm not leaving my house for a week. Don't even try and call me, too busy drinking.

The space penguins are at least kind of cute. I'm not sure I could have really shot one even if I'd decided to.

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-22 03:18 am UTC (link)
Ha! You and me both, sweetheart.

Not sure about the cute part. Maybe if I was encounterin' one instead of a flock I'd think differently.

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[info]godplaysdice
2019-05-23 12:50 am UTC (link)
Well, they're cuter than baby chicks were and you got me to like those...

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-27 07:50 pm UTC (link)
You think these things are cuter than baby chicks? You have come a long way, Neena.

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[info]godplaysdice
2019-05-27 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Just don't go spreadin' it around, I've got a hardass reputation to uphold here.

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-05-05 06:13 am UTC (link)
But they're so cute!

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-05 09:19 pm UTC (link)
Puppies are cute. Baby Groot is cute. These things are a pain in my ass. They're infesting the Quadrant!

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-05-05 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Baby what?

They are soft and cuddly and you just have to keep an eye on them.

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-05 09:41 pm UTC (link)
Baby Groot. In the Dreams he's an itty bitty tree like alien that's with the Guardians of the Galaxy. I think he grew out of the remnants of the bigger fella they had with him on Xandar that looked the same and only said the same three words "I am Groot."

Well if you want to adopt a whole bunch of 'em then come by the junk yard and help me get them the hell off my ship!

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-05-05 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Ooookay.

I'll stop by. Have you tried tempting them with food?

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-08 02:40 am UTC (link)
It's a long story. I'll tell it to ya' when ya' get here.

The hell do these things even eat?? Besides my sanity.

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-05-08 02:43 am UTC (link)
I'm going to guess they are omnivores like birds. So worms and seeds?

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-08 02:45 am UTC (link)
You want me to go to Home Depot to get these demon birds some birdseed? I have half a mind to skewer the lot with the Yaka arrow. it worked in the dreams for Taserface's crew

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-05-08 02:48 am UTC (link)
If you want. It might keep them away from your ship.

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-14 05:43 pm UTC (link)
I ain't wastin' money on these things. I'll have Kraglin chase as many as he can before you get here.

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[info]darkforcerising
2019-05-14 07:10 pm UTC (link)
Okay, but I’m not killing any of them for you.

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-22 03:19 am UTC (link)
Fine. dang Millenials

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[info]thehword
2019-05-05 10:49 pm UTC (link)
They can be the new Quadrant mascots.

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-08 02:41 am UTC (link)
Oh hell no. I ain't havin' no screechin' space penguin as my ship's mascot!

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[info]thehword
2019-05-09 03:02 am UTC (link)
You don't think they'd fit in with your googly-eyed robots?

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-14 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Damn. They would wouldn't they?

If they weren't so noisy and didn't have demon teeth then maybe.

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[info]thehword
2019-06-12 08:36 pm UTC (link)
I don't think I'd consider them demon teeth. They're not nearly big enough.

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[info]_alicedear
2019-05-13 02:33 am UTC (link)
They're called Porgs!

Who's Rocket?

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-14 05:45 pm UTC (link)
How'd you figure that one?

Rocket? He's a space raccoon with a smart mouth.

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[info]_alicedear
2019-05-16 12:21 am UTC (link)
I've seen the movies pictures of them before!

A talking raccoon? Are you for real?

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-22 03:21 am UTC (link)
Really now? Cuz here I was thinkin' this was one of those strange OC things. This some migration gone wrong?

Sure am, kiddo. He's not exactly a raccoon, more like a genetically modified alien that happens to look like one. Temperment's more like a honey badger.

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[info]_alicedear
2019-05-26 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Maybe it's a combination of the two since they're not exactly native to anywhere near here.

That is amazing. I would love to see that.

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[info]captainpoppins
2019-05-27 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Could be. Blame climate change.

Eh...you sure about that? He's kinda a pain in the ass.

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[info]_alicedear
2019-05-31 01:19 am UTC (link)
Isn't that responsible for everything?

Yes! Even if he is a pain in the ass.

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