For the record I am done taking suggestions on Halloween costumes. I went to pick up some stuff today so I could begin making my costume and the clerk tried to talk me into a tiny bikini and a pair of sparkly heels. Said he could pass me off as Malibu barbie. Classy. Not the cheesiest pick-up line I heard while there though... The guy that told me to dress up as a vampire so he could stake me or his teeth ached to touch me.
What I really need though is a book on Egyptian Hieroglyphs.
And, naturellement, I have to ask everyone for their best Halloween pick-up lines while we are on the topic too.