Well no, you're close enough to the mark I'd say. Though I'm in a bit of a sticky situation at the moment, but that started right here in Orange County and isn't related.
You see, I'm a big, gigantic black sheep in my family and my brother, who took over my father's shipping empire, has decided I'm directly responsible for his death. So they stay over there, and I stay over here, where they can't judge me every day. And I get to be free. So fuck them.